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哇! Whoo!
哦 耶! 一起来跳舞吧? Oh, yeah! Yeah, you want to dance?
不介意我把它扛在肩上 对吧? You don't mind if I get up in there, do you?
- 正点呐 - 没错 好喜欢! - This is kind of sexy. - Yeah. Love it!
你们也很辣哦 You're kind of sexy.
女士们 你们一定得买一台 扛在肩膀上也很轻 You should take one of these. Very lightweight on your shoulders, ladies.
试一下 拿好了 感觉不错 是吧? Try it out, try it out. There you go. Feels good, yeah?
哇! Whoo!
给我 Here.
跟我走吧 女士们 随我来交钱吧 Follow me, ladies. Follow me to the cash register.
看出来了 你们喜欢看这种爆炸的大场面 对吧? I see you guys. You guys look like you smoke weed, right?
要是喜欢看这种大场面的话 那就得买这台电视 Okay, you're gonna smoke a bowl, you're gonna buy one of these TVs.
飞利浦的哦 感觉超赞的 Philips, all right. You know, you're kind of high, feels good.
三星的 产品都还是上一季的款式 Samsung, kind of last year.
米罗华牌的音响哦 超爽! Magnavox, bam!
爆炸的效果! 震撼到了吧 超乎想象哦! That's an explosion! You're stoned, It'll blow your mind!
如果你想要小一点的话 那我就推荐这一款 You want to go really small, I got this one.
真的很小巧 看看这款翻盖机吧 看着 "喂 Joan 你在干嘛呢?" Really small. Look at this flip-phone. Look. "Hello, Joan. What are you doing?"
- "我不知道 你在干嘛? " - "我没事" - "I don't know. What are you doing? " - "I'm great."
- 你太讨厌了 - 伙计们? Christy - You are so bad. - Guys? Christy.
嘿 Hey.
# 一个 两个王子跪在你面前 # # Said one, two princes kneel before you #
# 我的话还在嘴边 # # That's what I said now #
给 这是我的名片 Here, take my card. Take my card.
拿着我的名片 好吗? 我的名片 Take my card. Okay? Take my card.
去吧 Joan 去吧 去吧 Joan 去吧 Joan Go, Joan. Go, Joan. Go, Joan. Go, Joan.
去屋子里吧 去吧 Joan In the house. Go, Joan. Go, Joan.
哦 抱歉 Joan Oh. Sorry, Joan.
很好 挤奶头 挤奶头 用力 Okay, squeeze the nipple. Squeeze the nipple. Harder.
好极了 哦 天呐! Okay. Oh, my God!
- 你在干嘛? - 感受一下嘛 - What are you doing? - Feel that.
我们不能这么做 Jerry在外面呢 We can't do this. Jerry's right out there.
那就让他看吧 He can watch.
你怎么能这么性感呢? What makes you so damn sexy?
哦 天呐 Oh, my God.
我向您保证 伙计 I promise you, man,
在起居室用80瓦的就够了 80 Watts is more than you'll ever need for a living room.
抱歉 Excuse me.
- 喂? - 哦 天呐 用力 - Hello? - Oh, Jesus. Harder.
哦! Oh!
- 很好 哦! - 搞什么... - Okay. Oh! - What the...
你这坨屎! You fucking piece of shit!
你个狗娘养的! You fucked up son of a bitch!
Christy! 你哪根筋搭错啦? Christy! What the hell is wrong with you?
- 你让我怎么再相信你? - 我不知道 对不起 - How can I ever trust you again? - I don't know. I'm so sorry.
- 你在搞什么鬼啊? - 不 我... - What the fuck is wrong with you? - No, I...
富士通生产的这套音响比这个便宜40块 You know, Fujitsu makes the same unit for 40 bucks less.
- 真的? - 没错 但这里没得卖 - Really? - Yeah, but they don't sell it here.
哦... Oh...
要是你想要的话 我可以帮你搞到 But I could get it for you, if you want.
哦! 你没事吧? Oh! Are you, like, okay?
哦 Oh.
- 没事 - 好的 - Yeah. - Okay.
把你的号码留给我 货一到我就通知你 Give me your number. I'll let you know when I have it.
呃... Um...
- 你叫什么? - Amber - What's your name? - Amber.
- 你的眼睛真迷人 - 他妈的闭嘴 Christy! - You have beautiful eyes. - Shut the fuck up, Christy!
你 You.
你他妈的怎么还在这儿! Don't you ever fucking come in here again!
我帮你卖掉了54000块的不入流的货 You know what? You owe me commission on $54,000 worth of second-rate,
过时货 水货 山寨货 价格还虚高得离谱 你还着欠我的佣金呢 你个贱人 knock-off, gray-market, off-brand, overpriced equipment, you son of a bitch.
我要宰了你 你这坨屎! I'll fucking kill you, you piece of shit!
要不这样吧? 你寄给我好了? You know what? Why don't you just send it to me?
Christy知道地址的 Christy knows the address.
我叫Amber! 号码是434-6603! Amber! 434-6603!
你为什么不跟爸爸说说 Why don't you tell Daddy
芝加哥市中心的医院长什么样子的呢? what a downtown Chicago hospital is really like?
今天的那个病人胃寒 恶心 贫血 还一直在颤抖 Patient brought in with chills, nausea, ischemia, clearly in shock.
你给他做了CBC检查了吗? Did you do a CBC?
抱歉 你读医科的时候我们可没有这些条款 Excuse me, our protocols didn't exist when you went to medical school.
哦! 没错 我离开这一行已经30个年头了 Oh! Yes, I've been under a rock these past 30 years.
你亲自做过多少例经皮插管手术啊? How many transdermal intubations have you personally done?
亲爱的 我现在是医学的老师 我不会再去触碰真实病例了 这会弄脏我的双手 My dear, I teach medicine. I no longer sully my hands touching actual patients.
- 哈! - 触碰病例? - Ha! - Touch patients?
为什么会有人去做呢? Why would anybody want to do that?
没你插嘴的份 You are not allowed in this conversation.
抱歉 我帮助的病人可比你多多了 Excuse me. I've helped more patients than you ever will.
我把这酒倒你头上去吧? Can I pour this drink on your head?
有钱难道就是错吗? What is wrong with getting rich?
上帝只知道你当不成医生而已 God only knows you can't do that in medicine anymore.
- 他说得没错! - 不许你包庇他的懒惰 - He's right about that! - Don't help him justify his laziness.
我的懒惰是有原因的 I already justified my laziness.
我第一次公开募股就募集到了3500万 It's called $35 million on my first IPO.
Jamie 替我说句话啊 Jamie, help me.
- 他是个走运的怪才 - 他就是个怪人 - He's a geek who got lucky. - And he'll always be a geek.
什么? 好吧 怪人要收回你的股份 Yeah? Well, this geek is taking back your shares.
我不会怪你的 I don't blame you.
自从妇女涉及这个领域后 专业就不复存在了 The profession was ruined when they let women in.
我要宰了你们两个人 I'm killing both of you.
如果你们再不去那儿坐下的话 我就把你们都给宰了 I'm killing all of you if you don't get in there and sit down.
我们要持有所有股权 And we get to keep all the shares.
- 呃! - 好吧 - Ugh! - All right.
Jamie啊! Jamie!
当然了 这已经是事实了啊 Of course, it really happened.
谁会去看一部关于抗议的电影呢? Who wants to see a movie about protesting?
随你怎么说吧 Whatever.
让我们为Josh公司的上市举杯! To the sale of Josh's company!
- 管它是做什么的呢 - 好的! - Whatever the hell it does. - Yes!
医学软件万岁 Long live medical software.
学医的都辍学吧 And med school dropouts everywhere.
你最好出点血 You'd better give some of this money away,
- 这句话我憋了好久了 - 想都别想 - that's all I have to say. - Not gonna happen.
Jamie 你最近在忙些什么呢? Jamie, what are you up to these days?
- Jamie在销售高档音响设备 - 哈! - Jamie's selling high-end stereo equipment. - Ha!
他不做啦 Not anymore.
你说什么? What do you mean?
呃 就当是Jamie和他的老板吵了一架吧 Well, let's just say Jamie had a falling out with management.
我以为你在做房地产呢 I thought you were in real estate.
我正在寻找另外一些机会 I am looking for other opportunities.
如今这年代是最容易赚钱的 We're living through the greatest creation of wealth in modern history,
而我哥决定放弃这一切 and my brother decides to quit.
Josh和我谈过医药销售 Josh has been talking to me about pharmaceutical sales.
医药销售? Pharmaceutical sales?
没错 医药销售 Pharmaceutlcal sales.
药物能帮助人们变得更好 You know, medicine that's supposed to help people get better.
还记得Timmy吗 就是我那个毕业于布朗的室友? Remember Timmy, my roommate from Brown?
他是辉瑞公司的副总裁 所以我对Jamie说 He's a VP at Pfizer. So I sald to Jamie,
"Jamie 如果你帮我口交的话 我就替你安排一次面试" "Jamie, if you suck on my cock, I'll get you an interview."
- 哦 Josh 说什么呢! - 嘴放干净! - Oh, Josh, watch your mouth! - Watch your mouth!
我拒绝他了 妈妈 我拒绝了 I said no, Mom. I sald no.
你为什么要当医药代表呢? Why would you wanna be a pharmaceutical rep?
"你为什么要当医药代表呢?" "Why would you wanna be a pharmaceutlcal rep?"
因为这是在美国唯一一个能赚到十万年薪的初级职位 Because it's the only entry-level job in America that pays over 100 grand a year.
- 这就是原因 - 不 - That's why. - No.
那些拖着拉杆箱和样品来我们办公室的人 Those people come into our office with their roller bags and samples,
就像是上门推销员 like door-to-door-salesmen.
他们就是上门推销员 They are door-to-door-salesmen,
不过正是靠他们才做出了一年870亿美元的销售额! only what they're selling grosses $87 billion a year!
没错 他们还把本该慎重考虑的治疗计划 Yeah, and they're turning complex medical decisions
- 通过广告手段变成了冲动消费 - 哦 天呐 - into Madison Avenue impulse buying. - Oh, my God.
我又不是直接卖给病人们 好吗? Look, I'm not selling to the patients, okay?
不 不 病人们只会看电视上的那些广告... No. No, the patients just see the commercials on TV...
我甚至还没开始干呢! I'm not even doing the job yet!
...然后要求医生们开那些他们叫得出名字的药... ...and demand their name-brand drugs from the doctors...
- 淡定 你太激动了 - ...而这些都是你们的责任 - Calm down, you're freaking out. - ...and there you are to supply them.
我什么都没干 This is so crazy
你就对我大吼大叫 简直是疯了! 我还没干呢! that you're yelling at me for nothing! I'm not doing it!
要是你们这群野蛮人再不停下来吃完羊肉的话 If you barbarians won't be still and finish this lamb,
那谁都别想吃到巧克力蛋糕 none of you will get the chocolate cake.
知道了 妈妈! Yes, Mom !
哦 Jamie 如果你能靠和女人上床赚钱的话 Oh, Jamie, if you could make money fucking,
那你肯定比我有钱 you'd be even richer than me.
明天早上我打个电话给辉瑞的那个家伙 I'll call the Pfizer guy in the morning.
让我们欢迎1997级的实习生们! Let's welcome the class of 1997 trainees!
这不是一片药丸 这里汇集着上千万的研发费用 This is not a pill. This is tens of millions of dollars in research.
这是数千小时的实验成果 This is thousands of hours of hard labor.
女士们先生们 这是软件 This, ladies and gentlemen, is software.
你们的培训将持续六个星期 Your training will last six weeks.
你们每个人都将成为医疗行业中一名合格的专家 Each of you will leave here a fully qualified health care professional.
早上4点的电话会少33% That's 33% fewer phone calls for you at 4:00 A.M.
也就是少了33%的抱怨... 妈的! That's 33% less angry... Shit!
你们的工作就是与病魔抗争 Your job will be to go fight illness.
你好... 妈的! Hello... Fuck!
该死! Shit!
啊! 妈的! 啊! 该死! 啊! Ah! Fuck! Ah! Shit! Ow!
有些药物的额外功效虽然还未经FDA(联邦食品药物管理局)认证 Off-label uses are benefits not yet recognized by the FDA.
但你却可以再销售的时候暗示这一点来提高销量 But you can boost sales by hinting at what these uses are.
你好 医生 你知道开希舒夷处方的时候... Hello, Doctor. Do you know that prescribing Zithromax...
开希舒夷处方... Prescribing Zithromax...
你好(法语) 医生! Bonjour, Doctor!
啊! Ah!
左洛复 是唯一认可的治疗抑郁症的药物 Zoloft, a drug approved solely for the treatment of depression.
其实还能治疗酗酒 贪食症 经前症候群 Off-label uses: alcoholism, bullmia, PMS,
吸烟和社交焦虑 smoking, social anxiety.
有什么问题吗? Is there a question?
青少年的自杀意识与左洛复有关 Zoloft has been associated with suicidal ideation in teenagers.
这点还未经证实 Unproven.
已经证实了 没报道而已 Proven. Unreported.
你们的工作就是去共享这种技术 Your job will be to go share this technology.
你们的工作就是去挽救生命 Your job will be to go save lives.
如今医疗产业每年的市值达2万亿美元 The health care industry today is worth $2 trillion a year.
财富500强中排名前10的制药公司的利润 The top 10 pharma companies make more money
比其余490家公司的总和还要多 than all 490 of the other Fortune 500 companies combined.
- 吡罗昔康属于哪一族的药物? - 非甾族药物 - What family is Feldene a part of? - Non-steroidal...
非甾族的抗炎药 简称NSAID Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory. An NSAID.
为了让世界变得更美好 我们聚集于此 A better world, that's why we're here.
我去棕榈滩销售立普妥! Lipitor in Palm Beach!
我去新英格兰销售佳乐定! Xanax, New England!
你呢 Jamie还是Bamie来着? What about you, Jamie-Bamie?
去俄亥俄河谷推销左洛复和希舒夷 Zoloft and Zithromax in the Ohio River Valley.
欢迎来到辉瑞公司! Welcome to Pfizer!
你在想什么呢? What are you thinking about?
钱 Money.
注意了 Pay attention.
我们可不是上门推销燕麦饼干的女童子军 We are not going door-to-door selling oatmeal cookies for the Girl Scouts here.
也不是推销雅芳的那些姑娘 明白吗? You are not the goddamn Avon lady. You understand what I'm saying?
这是实打实的销售 你是有销售指标的 This is hardcore sales, and you have a quota.
在总部办公室里的那些人会跟踪记录你的销售额 And people at the home office keeping track of that quota.
包括你的电话推销 跑的路线 和你的进账额 And your cold calls, and your mileage, and your receipts.
还有你多久手淫一次 How often you goddamn masturbate.
手淫的指标是多少? What is the quota for masturbation?
由你喽 混蛋 You can masturbate as much as you like, smartass,
只要你挣到了很多钱就行 as long as you make a lot of money.
好吧 Okay.
就是这些! 好了 记住 Volla! Okay, now, remember.
医院是不允许医药代表进去的 Hospitals have a no-reps policy.
但没有说我们不能陪着医生一起走进去 并让他不淋到雨 Doesn't mean we can't give the docs a nice, dry walk from their cars.
明白了吗? All right?
他来了 好了 There he is. All right.
机不可失啊 No time like the present.
- 多用点脑子 - 好的 - Get your head in the game. - All right.
- 记住了 辉瑞让他的生活更美好 - 知道了 - Remember, Pfizer makes his life better. - Okay.
辉瑞让他的病人们更幸福 Pfizer makes his patients happier,
- 能让他挣更多的钱 - 好的 - so he makes more money. - Okay.
- 等等 还有笔 笔! - 哦 还有笔! - Wait, the pens, the pens! - Oh, the pens!
记住要从送笔开始 Always lead with a pen.
礼物可以建立互利互惠的关系! Gifts establish reciprocity!
医生! Doctor!
嘿 医生 我是来自辉瑞的Jamie Randall 你好吗? Hey, Doctor, Jamie Randall. Pfizer. How are you doing?
- 不用 谢谢 - 你瞧... 外面下着雨 - No, thank you. - Look... It's wet out here.
我可不希望你生病 I don't want you compromising your immune system.
聊聊希舒夷吧 就一小会儿 Let's talk about Zithromax for a second.
你不懂"不用 谢谢"的意思吗? Which part of "No, thank you" do you not understand?
- 想要支笔吗? - 不 谢谢 - You wanna take a pen? - No, thank you.
好吧 Okay.
早上4点的时候电话会减少33% That's 33% fewer phone calls for you at 4:00 A.M.
别说了 好吗? Please stop, okay?
所以我才要跟您聊聊希舒夷嘛 行吗? That's why I wanna talk to you about Zithromax, okay?
现在小感小冒就用抗生素 We are throwing antibiotics at people the minute they sneeze,
它们对病毒已经失效了 and it doesn't work on viruses anyway.
- 请问尊姓大名? - Goldstein - What's your name? - Goldstein.
很好 Goldstein医生 我们做的... Right. Dr. Goldstein, okay, what we're doing...
不 正是你们制造了一系列耐药的超级细菌 No, what you're doing is creating classes of drug-resistant superbugs.
这样一来生意可能好做了 And that might be good for business,
因为你们会研发一些更强的抗生素 because you will develop stronger antibiotics
来摧毁人们的免疫系统 and ruin people's immune systems altogether.
- 不... 您... - 谢谢 - No... You... - Thank you.
模特 选美皇后 Models. Beauty queens.
马术公主 都是骗人的 Equestrian princesses. Shit.
你知道我听说了什么吗? 他们甚至开始雇佣脱衣舞女 You know what I heard? They're even starting to hire strippers.
我听说了 I heard that.
嗨 Lisa! Hey, Lisa!
- 她不叫Lisa - 我知道 我知道 - Her name's not Lisa. - I know. I know.
但每次我说了"嗨 Lisa" But if every time I say, "Hey, Lisa."
那么最终她会来到我的面前 她会说 你知道的 Then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know,
"我不叫Lisa 叫Jennifer"或是其它话 然后我会好好道歉 "My name's not Lisa, it's Jennifer." or whatever, and I'll do a big apology
接着我会说 "我以为你是那个因为我不打电话而在生我气的Lisa" and I'll say, "I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling."
从那时开始 Jennifer 无论她叫什么名字 And from then on, Jennifer, or whatever her name is,
她会觉得我与一个和她很像的女孩约过会 而且我甩了她 will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her, who I rejected.
她会形成要赢得我认可的无意识需求 She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval,
从那时开始 她就唾手可得了 and from then on, it's cake.
该死! Damn!
行规是一次一个公司代表 去他的行规 Accepted etiquette is one rep at a time. Screw etiquette.
竞争对手不是你的朋友 好了 Knight诊所 Competing reps are not your friends. Okay, Knight.
- 你要去哪儿? - 噢 对不起 - Where you going? - Oh. Sorry.
Knight就是你要接近的医生 Knight is a doc you gotta close.
他代表了市里最大的医生团体 Leads the largest group in the city.
很多用百忧解的大学生应该用左洛复 Lots of fucked-up college students on Prozac who should be on Zoloft.
你一直带甜甜圈来? You always bring donuts?
药品销售非常像约会 Pharma sales is a lot like dating.
他们要你带他们去吃晚饭 假装不期待任何回报 They want you to take them to dinner and pretend to expect nothing in return.
- 而AA制的话可没人跟你上床 - 正是如此 - And no one ever got laid by going Dutch. - ExactIy.
伙计们 早上好! 今天你们好吗? Gail, good morning! How are you this fine day?
病人碰过那些 Sick people touch those.
我要求复查的时候 一定是有原因的 真该死 When I order a second test, it's for a reason, God damn it.
难以置信! Unbelievable!
那就是他 又一次 That's him. Another time.
如果他不在五分钟之内见我们 我们就走 只有失败者才等待 If they don't take us in five minutes, we leave. Only losers wait.
他来了 There he is.
嗨 美人 你怎么样? Hey there, beautiful. How you doing?
过来这里 Trey Get over here, Trey.
两张19号去La Bohéme的票 Two tickets to La Bohéme on the 19th.
我讨厌你 你能不能代替我丈夫和我一起去呢? I hate you. Can't you go with me instead of my husband?
Trey Hannigan 礼来制药的百忧解销售代表 国家前十名 是个恶魔 Trey Hannigan. Lilly's Prozac rep, top 10 nationally. The Devil.
他在和Watson打电话 你可以进去 He's on the phone with Watson. You can go on back.
他就是我们没办法完成左洛复销售额的原因 He's the reason we never make our quota on Zoloft.
- 他能进去了? - 真倒霉! - Is he going in? - What a dick!
如果我们每月能有5%的盈利 我们就能去乐土 If we can show 5% gains monthly, we're going to the promised land.
乐土? The promised land?
芝加哥 Chicago.
有文明 有文化 Civilization. Culture.
而且不是顺便一说 有我的老婆和孩子们 And not incidentally, my wife and kids.
只有最好的和接近最好的销售员才能去芝加哥 Only the great and near-great get Chicago,
但我有预感 你和你的沾花惹草 but I got a hunch that you and your swinging dick
可能就是我成为一流销售员的敲门砖 might be my ticket to the big leagues.
早上好 Good morning.
医生只见带午餐来的新销售代表 Doctor only sees new reps who bring a lunch.
这是有空日期的列表 Here's a list of available dates.
- 第一个空闲时间在五周以后 - 太棒了 - The first one is in five weeks. - Great.
这是许可食物的列表 寿司不行 沙拉不行 Here's a list of approved foods, no sushi, no salads.
沙拉不行 No salads.
把你的样品留在我这里 Leave your samples with me.
- 你好 - 五周以后 - Hi. - Five weeks.
你会喜欢我的 You're going to like me.
再说一遍? I beg your pardon?
迟早每个人都会喜欢我 你想知道为什么吗? Sooner or later, everybody does. You wanna know why?
因为我会竭尽全力让它实现 我可是孺子可教 'Cause I'll do whatever it takes to make that happen. I'm very trainable.
- 你叫什么? - Gail 五周以后 - What's your name? - Gail. Five weeks.
噢 Gail 那不公平 Oh, Gail, that's not fair.
我在这里坦露自己 I'm laying myself bare here.
我在显示我真正的脆弱 而现在你们在拒绝我 I'm revealing my true vulnerability. And now you're stonewalling me.
这公平吗? Is that fair?
- 这不公平 - 没你的事 - That's not fair. - You stay out of this.
你真是仁慈的天使! 医生们是怎么完成这里的工作的? Look at you angels of mercy! How do the docs get any work done around here?
好吧 你想要什么? Fine. What do you want?
我只要你让我把我的样品放在他能看见的地方 I just want you to let me leave my samples where he'll see them.
因为要不然 你会在我走后把它们丢掉 'Cause otherwise, you're gonna throw them away after I leave.
你叫Gail 寿司不行 沙拉不行 Gail. No sushi, no salads.
是谁让你进来的? Who let you back here?
噢! Knight医生! 你知道为了耳炎 腹泻 Oh! Dr. Knight! Do you know that prescribing Zithromax for ear infections,
- 而开希舒夷... - Cindy! 你来处理一下 好吗? - diarrhea and... - Cindy! Can you deal with this, please?
笔怎么样? 你要不要一支笔? How about a pen? Do you want a pen?
- 好了 魅力王子 时间到了 - 噢 好吧 - Okay, Prince Charming, time's up. - Oh! Okay.
喔! 拉杆好长! Wow! That is a long handle!
- 你要一支笔吗? - 谢谢 - Would you like a pen? - Thanks.
是紫色的 Purple.
- 再见 - 再见 - Bye. - Bye.
今天我给你带了点东西 I got something for you today.
等等 我想... 没错 还有一束 是给你的! Wait, I think... Yup. There's another one for you, too!
这些笔上有很小的笔尖 The thing about these pens is that they have tiny little point tips on them,
接着我按得太重了 然后... and then I end up pressing too hard, and...
你好 美人 Hello, gorgeous.
Jamie! Jamie 花太漂亮了! Jamie! Jamie, they're beautiful!
嗨 Lisa! Hey, Lisa!
好吧 对你来说 这招在以前可能有用 但让我说清楚 Okay, this may have worked for you in the past, but let me lay it out.
我成为销售代表只有一个理由 就是医生 I became a rep for one reason, doctors.
和医生见面 和医生交好 和医生上床 To meet doctors, fraternize with doctors, breed with doctors.
所以你下次在外面见到我 不要要求施舍 So next time you see me in the field, don't ask for a handout.
这很尴尬 It's just awkward.
我想去芝加哥 Randall 但现在 你不能实现它! I want Chicago, Randall. And right now, you're not making it happen!
你还差20%达到Z的销售额 还差45%达到左洛复的销售额! You're 20% below your quota for Z, you're 45% below your quota for Zoloft!
想让我闭嘴吗 你这笨蛋? You want me off your ass, you punk?
那就是你的答案 There's your answer.
他能让小孩吃百忧解 他能让狗吃百忧解 He's got toddlers taking Prozac. He's got dogs taking Prozac.
如果石头付现金的话 他还能让它们吃百忧解 He'd have rocks taking Prozac if they paid cash.
顺便提一句 你想让一个医生开始开左洛复的处方? And by the way, you want one doctor to start writing Zoloft?
这就是站在他身边的人 It's the guy standing next to him.
- 是Knight? - 就是Knight - Knight? - Knight.
他是Hannigan的至交好友 Hannigan's butt buddy.
但我发誓 如果他开始开处方 其他医生都会跟着开 But I swear, he starts writing it, the rest of the docs will follow.
而我们就能去芝加哥了 And Windy City, here we come.
- Knight医生 - 嗨 我要迟到了 - Dr. Knight. - Hey, I'm very late.
- 一千美元 - 你说什么? - One thousand dollars. - Excuse me?
- 这是一千美元的支票 - 什么的支票? - It's a check for $1,000. - For what?
辉瑞的特别指导金 For a special Pfizer preceptorship.
让我跟着你学习 了解你的习惯 更好的为医生的需求服务 For me to shadow you, learn your practice, and better serve the needs of doctors.
你在贿赂我吗? Are you bribing me?
不 医生 没有 No, Doctor, no.
这是让我跟着你学习的辉瑞特别指导金 It's a special Pfizer preceptorship for me to shadow you.
这是开玩笑吗? Is this a joke?
如果你觉得一千美元是笑话的话 If you think $1,000 is a joke.
凌晨四点的时候电话会少33%... That's 33% fewer phone calls at 4:00 a.m...
如果我是拿定期工资的顾问的话 我会写更多的收据 I'd write a lot more of your scrip if I were a regularly paid consultant.
好吧 你知道的 我们可以和他们谈这个 Well, you know, we can talk to them about that.
他们每年在营销上花费50亿美元 对吧? They spend $5 billion a year on marketing, right?
与其让我坐飞机去坎昆 让我参加 Instead of flying me to Cancun and making me sit through
一些鬼话连篇 胡说八道 点对点的会议 some bullshit, nonsense, peer-to-peer conference,
只要给我那一半的现金 just give me half that money in cash.
- 对 但坎昆... - Knight医生 - Yeah, but Cancun... - Dr. Knight,
- Putney女士打电话来了 借过 - 对不起 - Mrs. Putney's on the phone. Excuse me. - Sorry.
她的女儿周五要演音乐剧 他们会演"再见了 小鸟" Her daughter has to sing on Friday. They're doing "Bye Bye Birdie",
而她女儿会饰演Kim 她在想你能不能开抗生素的处方? and she's playing Kim, and she wondered if you could call in an antibiotic?
- 当然 为什么不? - 好的 谢谢 - Sure. Why not? - Okay, thanks.
嘿 Hey.
这肯定不对 Janice? Janice? This can't be right. Janice? Janice?
一个26岁的人需要帕金森症的药物治疗? A 26-year-old needs Parkinson's medication?
- 那个是Beth写上去的 - 嗨 - Beth wrote that one up. - Hi.
好吧 看着 如果病人问你 你就说你是实习生 好吗? All right, look, if a patient asks, you're an intern, okay?
好 我能记笔记吗? Yeah. Can I take notes?
- 当然 为什么不? - 好吧 - Sure. Why not? - All right.
嗨 我是Knight医生 Hey. I'm Dr. Knight.
- 我是Maggie Murdock - 你好 - Maggie Murdock. - Hi.
- 你的资料上写着 "有点紧急" - 没错 - So your file says, "Kind of an emergency." - Yeah.
昨天 我的公寓被盗了 他们偷了我的帕金森药 My apartment was burgled yesterday, and they took my Parkinson's meds.
但我今天的症状挺好的 所以是"有点紧急" But my symptoms are pretty good today, so it's "kind of an emergency."
我认识礼来制药的代表 叫Trey Hannigan? 他让Cindy把我挤进来的 所以... I know your Lilly rep, Trey Hannigan? He asked Cindy to squeeze me in, so...
对 Trey是个很好的人 Yeah, Trey's a great guy.
噢 好吧 我可不这么认为 Oh. Well, I wouldn't say that.
所以 是单疗吗? So, monotherapy?
对 Sinemet CR 50毫克 一天两次 Yep. Sinemet CR, 50 milligrams, two times a day,
再用多潘立酮减少作呕的症状 10毫克 一天三次 plus Domperidone to cut the nausea, 10 milligrams, three times a day.
Artane用来减少颤抖 2毫克 一整板药片 一天三次 Artane for the tremor, two milligrams, a whole tablet, three times a day.
还有百忧解 这样我就不会在26岁 And Prozac, so that I'm not too bummed
就产生主要的行动退化 about having a major degenerative disorder at 26.
40毫克 一次 在早上吃 Forty milligrams, once, in the morning.
左洛复副作用少一点 Zoloft has fewer side effects.
对不起 你是谁? I'm sorry, who are you?
我叫Jamie Randall Jamie Randall.
你好 Hi.
是实习生 Intern.
所以是早发型的帕金森症 这很少见 So, early-onset Parkinson's. That's pretty rare.
对 没错 没错 一开始他们觉得这只是颤抖 接着认为是威尔逊病 Yeah, yeah, yeah. First they thought it was essential tremor, then Wilson's disease,
然后是亨丁顿舞蹈症 接着 他们做了MAS PSP 梅毒的测试 then Huntington's. Then, they tested for MAS, PSP, syphilis.
我很高兴梅毒测试的结果是阴性的 I was very glad for a negative on that one.
我实在不喜欢感觉像19世纪娼妓的想法 I didn't really relish the thought of feeling like a 19th century slut.
让我想想看 接着 被当成有脑肿瘤的那周非常可怕 Let's see. Then, there was brain tumor week, which was very scary.
然后被当成不明显的肌力障碍六个月 And then six months chasing obscure dystonias,
但不是 最后结果不错 是过时的帕金森症 but, no, it just turned out to be good, old-fashioned Parkinson's.
好吧 那么... 你有神经专科医师吗? Right. And... Don't you have a neurologist?
我把他甩了 We broke up.
那你有保险吗? And do you have insurance?
我有保险吗... Do I have insurance...
好吧 Okay.
好吧 当然 为什么不? Well, sure. Why not?
- 太棒了 - 有没有其他什么我能为你做的吗? - Great. - Is there anything else I can do for you?
没有 噢! Nope. Oh!
事实上 有 Actually, yeah.
我的胸部起了个奇怪的疙瘩 I have a weird blotch on my breast.
我不知道 我试着不为它大发脾气 I don't know, I'm trying not to freak out about it.
- 好吧 让我看看 - 太棒了 - Well, let's have a look. - Great.
在这里 你看到了吗? Here you go. Do you see that?
- 那是蜘蛛咬的 - 是吗? - That's a spider bite. - Is it?
对 是蜘蛛咬的 Yeah, that's a spider bite.
太棒了! Great!
好了 All right.
- 给你 - 谢谢你 Knight医生 - There you are. - Thank you, Dr. Knight.
没关系 Sure.
不用谢 You're welcome.
- 你是制药公司代表? - 等等... - You're a drug rep? - Wait...
你让我把衬衣脱了 你这该死的卑鄙小人! You let me take my shirt off, you fucking creep!
等等 等等 等等 我受伤了 Wait, wait, wait. I'm hurt.
- 你的搭扣打中了我的眼睛 - 不 没有 - Your buckle just hit my eye. - No, it didn't.
- 我受伤了 我受伤了 - 噢 我的上帝 - I'm hurt. I'm hurt. - Oh, my God.
谁说我是制药公司代表的? Who said I was a drug rep?
你说什么 看看你的包! Excuse me, look at your bag!
我不认为你要去该死的机场 I don't think you're going to the fucking airport.
好 瞧 道歉吧 好吗? 道歉吧 Okay, look, just apologize, okay? Just apologize.
你能不能就道一次歉? Would you do that just once?
事实上我很想听到一个医疗系统的人真正道歉! I would actually like to hear someone from the medical community actually apologize!
好吧 好吧 我道歉 Okay. Okay, I apologize.
我代表所有那些自负 不要脸 阉割的 混蛋 在偷看你胸部的时候 I apologize on behalf of all the arrogant, faceless, cut-off, asshole doctors out there
把你当做非人对待的医生道歉 who've treated you like a non-person while peeking at your breasts.
所以你叫什么名字? So what's your name?
你好样的 You're good.
很强的眼神接触 含蓄的亲切感 你会完成销售额的 Strong eye contact. Implied intimacy. You'll make your quotas.
那么让我带你去喝杯咖啡 Let me take you out for a cup of coffee then.
那是干什么? What was that for?
吃屎 去死 就是这个意思 Eat shit and die, that's what that was.
不 等等 等等! 等一会儿! 我可以道更好的歉! No, wait, wait! Hold on one second! I can do a better apology!
因为我想知道 'Cause I want to know.
我每天都穿的那件白色紧身衣 The same white tights I wear every single day.
你疯了 You are out of your mind.
好吧 下面什么都没穿? All right, nothing underneath?
- 你太坏了! - 嗯 - You're bad! - So,
我需要他昨天接待的一个病人的电话号码 I need the number of a patient he saw yesterday.
一个叫Murdock的人 或者类似的 A Murdock, or something like that.
你要Maggie Murdock的电话号码? You want Maggie Murdock's number?
对 因为她提到了 大概 六个神经专科医师 Yes. Because she mentioned, like, six neurologists,
而辉瑞要研发出一种新的治疗帕金森症的药 and Pfizer's coming out with a new Parkinson's med,
所以我想和他们联系 接着我会赚一大笔钱 and I wanna contact them all, and I wanna make a lot of money,
不关你事小姐 Miss None Of Your Business.
- 我们不能泄露电话号码 - 什么? - We're not supposed to give out numbers. - What?
你把你的电话号码给我了 你这个坏女孩 You gave me your number, you bad girl.
你的朋友知道你实际上有多坏吗? Do your friends know how bad you really are?
Jamie啊! Jamie!
因为如果他们知道了事实上你有多坏... Because if they knew how bad you really are...
听着 我答应你 下次我们玩淘气护士游戏的时候我会带上听诊器 Listen, I promise I'll wear the stethoscope next time we play naughty nurse.
是546-2312 546-2312.
好的 我要挂了 谢谢 再见 Okay, I got to go. Thanks, bye.
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
我彻底完了! I'm all fucked up!
- Farrah把我赶出来了 - 不可能 - Farrah kicked me out. - No way.
你能相信吗? 我向上帝发誓 我觉得她现在已经在和其他人上床了! Can you believe that? I think she's fucking somebody already, I swear to God!
- 她为什么把你赶出来? - 我不知道 Jamie! - Why did she kick you out? - I don't know, Jamie!
- 上帝! - 她说我沉迷于网络色情 - Jesus! - She said I was addicted to Internet porn.
- 你上瘾了吗? - 废话! - Are you? - Of course I am!
靠! 所有人不都上瘾吗? Fuck! Isn't everybody?
哦 天呐 哦 天呐 哦 我的天呐 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, my God.
我快窒息了 I can't breathe.
我恐慌症发作了 I'm having a panic attack.
- 你有安定文(抗焦虑药)吗? - 我们只推销佳乐定... - Do you have any Ativan? - We're Xanax...
好吧 佳乐定(镇静剂)! 你这儿有样品吗? Fine, Xanax! You have any samples of Xanax?
Jamie 我现在内心很受伤 Jamie, I'm in a really vulnerable place right now.
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
好吧 嘿 嘿 嘿 Okay. Hey, hey, hey.
来吧 来 没事的 Come here, come here, come here. It's okay.
老兄! 老兄! Dude! Dude!
别抱我啊 We're not huggers.
再快点 加油啊! 赢定了! Faster. Come on! We got this!
- Josh 把声音关小点行吗? - 哦 不 - Josh, will you turn that down? - Oh. No.
Josh 快! Josh!
- 喂? - 你干吗拍我? - Hello? - Why did you take that picture?
在给那露乳女打电话呢? Is that the girl with the tits?
你怎么知道我电话号码? How'd you get my number?
难道 你打电话给Knight的诊所了? What, you called Knight's office?
- 怎么找到的? - 前台接待告诉我的 - How'd you get my number? - From the receptionist.
她跟你有一腿吧 Who you're fucking.
她说什么了? What'd she say?
一起喝杯咖啡吧 Have coffee with me.
- 为什么? - 因为我是个药物推销员 - Why? - Because I'm a drug rep.
又不是怪物 I'm not a creep.
都一样 Same thing.
听着 抱歉我盯着你乳房看 但它们实在太美了 Look, I'm sorry that I stared at your tits, but they're really nice.
还在吗? Hello?
在啊 在的 Yes. Yes.
哦 我刚以为你挂电话了 Oh, I thought you hung up for a second.
我该挂吗? ShouId I have?
难道该错失羞辱我的机会? What, and miss the opportunity of insulting me?
哦 你喜欢被人羞辱啊? Oh, you Iike being insulted?
等我一下 Hold on a second.
嗷! Ow!
呃... Um...
要看对方是谁了 By the right person.
哦 天呐 你这是电话推销呢 是吧? Oh, my God. This is a sales call, isn't it?
我不答应你就不挂 是不是? You're gonna stay on the phone with me until I say yes, aren't you?
反正 对待工作我一丝不苟 Well, I take my work very seriously.
五点整来Clark街上的Lulu咖啡馆 5:00, Lulu's on Clark.
好 拜拜 All right. Bye.
嗷! Ow!
你怎么总用暴力解决问题呢? Why is your answer to everything violence?
我说的是五点整 I said 5:00.
- 很俊啊 - 哦! 哪有 我让给你吧 - Very cute. - Oh! Please, you can have him.
穿卡其色裤子的男人? 不 还是算了 Khaki pants? No, thanks.
呃... 你叫什么来着? So... what's your name?
我叫Jamie Randall Jamie Randall.
Jamie 想起来了 抱歉 你在耍什么花招? Jamie, right. Okay, sorry. What's your game?
耍花招? My game?
对不起 也对 现在我们该谈谈 I'm sorry, right, this is the part where we talk about
各自的家乡还有大学 读的专业 where we come from and what we majored in, in college.
你的眼睛很美 You have beautiful eyes.
就这样? 就这么点伎俩? That's it? That's the best you got?
我说真的 它们很美 I'm serious. They're beautifuI.
那谢谢了 我看看 还能说点什么? 我的童年? 我什么时候得病的? Well, thank you. Let's see, what else? My childhood? When did I get sick?
你对人总这么刻薄吗? So, are you always this mean?
其实 这算是我善良的一面 Actually, this is me being nice.
你这个月指标完成的如何? So, how's your quota this month?
经历了第一次业绩评估吗? Have you had your first performance review?
是间歇性颤抖吗? Is that a resting tremor?
时不时会发作? Comes and goes?
不关你的事 It's none of your business.
你紧张时就会这样 Happens when you're nervous.
大专家 我为什么会紧张呢? Mr. Expert, why would I be nervous?
- 因为你对我感兴趣 - 那和紧张有什么关系? - Cause you're interested. - And that would make me nervous?
会的 内心想法和行动不一致时 人就会紧张 Yeah, your mind's telling you one thing, your body's telling you something else.
# 我独自站在 # # You Ieft me standing #
走吧 Let's go.
你说什么? Excuse me?
你想亲近我 不是吗? 想和我上床? You wanna close, right? You wanna get laid?
现在吗? Now?
嗯 哦 对啊 我都忘了 我该装作 不知这样对不对 Mmm. Oh, right, right, right. I'm supposed to act like I don't know if it's right,
然后你就告诉我 春宵一刻值千金 无关对错 so then you tell me that there is no right or wrong, there's just the moment.
于是我就该一边诱惑你 一边推脱 And then I tell you that I can't, while actually signaling to you that I can,
但估计你都当耳旁风 因为你不在乎 which you don't need, because you're not really listening,
因为这对你来说不算感情 甚至不算性爱 because this isn't about connection for you, this isn't even about sex for you.
只不过是你那几小时里用来逃离现实的消遣 This is about finding an hour or two of relief from the pain of being you.
而我能接受 知道嘛 And that's fine with me, see,
因为我们想法一致 because all I want is the exact same thing.
# 我独自站在 # # You Ieft me standing #
# 那走廊哭泣 # # in the doorway crying #
这么说来 我不用给小费了? Does that mean I don't have to leave a tip?
你现在肯定在想 "我该再呆多久呢?" And now you're thinking, "Will I stay five minutes or ten?"
还有 "我把寻呼机扔哪去了?" And, "Where did I throw my pager?"
嗯 Mmm.
我没在想后者 它在桌底呢 I'm not thinking that. It's under the tabIe.
而你应该在想 "这男人叫什么来着?" You're probabIy thinking, "What's this guy's name again?"
拜拜 Johnny Bye, Johnny.
我觉得你该走了 I think it's time for you to go.
哇 哇 我还能再呆会儿 Whoa, whoa, I don't need to go.
呃 我想让你走 Well, I need you to go.
哦 好吧 Oh, okay.
很高兴认识了你 It was nice meeting you.
我也一样 也许... It was nice meeting you, too. Maybe we'll...
我们会再见面的 我把钥匙放这儿了 We'll see each other around. I'll just Ieave the key there.
谢谢 Thanks.
# 他每天早起 # # Cause he gets up in the morning #
# 九点整上班 # # And he goes to work at 9:00 #
# 五点半回家 # # And he comes back home at 5:30 #
# 搭那班地铁 # # Gets the same train every time #
# 他永远那么准时 # # Cause his world is built around punctuality #
# 从来不松懈 # # It never fails #
# 喔 他如此优秀 # # And he's oh, so good #
# 喔 他这么好 # # And he's oh, so fine #
# 喔 他如此健康 # # And he's oh, so healthy #
# 无论心理或身体 # # In his body and his mind #
# 他受人尊敬 # # He's a well respected man about town #
# 有着传统美德 # # Doing the best things so conservatively #
# 他母亲是议会一员 # # And his mother goes to meetings #
# 他父亲魅力四射 # # While his father pulls the maid #
# 母亲与议员们一同品茶 # # And she stirs the tea with councilors #
# 父亲高谈阔论国际贸易 # # Father discussing foreign trade #
谁? What?
等等! 等着 Wait! Wait.
哦 天呐 你怎么来了? Oh, my God. What are you doing here?
对不起 抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我知道很晚了 I know it's so Iate.
哦 天呐! Oh, my God!
- 哦 天呐! - 哦 天呐! - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
哦 妈啊! Oh, my God!
我什么也没看见! 我没戴眼镜! I didn't see anything! My glasses are off!
Josh 背过身去! Josh, turn around!
嗨 我是Josh 见到你很高兴 Hi. Josh. Pleasure to meet you.
我现在能背出导致恶性贫血的六大因素 I can recite the six causes of pernicious anemia
以及晚期肝硬化的四个阶段 and the four stages of terminal cirrhosis.
四年级的时候 我就已经能触诊出胀大的回肠 And by fourth grade, I knew what a distended ileum felt like on palpation.
那你干嘛放弃学医? So why did you bail on med school?
我没放弃 只是受不了大学 一堂课都听不下去 I didn't bail. I just couIdn't finish college. I couldn't sit through a class.
哦 给你来十片利他林(治多动症) Oh. Ritalin at 10.
八片就够 Eight.
又在卖弄 Show-off.
但你其实很聪明吧? But you were really smart?
是啊 浪子一个 还常常撒谎 Yeah. The prodigal son, with ADD.
想听真话么? You want to know the truth?
嗯? Hmm?
我只是达不到我父亲的期望 I just couIdn't give my father the satisfaction.
这一套通常很有用么? Does this generally work for you?
什么? What?
我其实是个得不到父亲认可而内心脆弱的孩子 这个套路 This. The whole misunderstood-by-Dad- I'm-a-vuInerable-guy thing.
基本上 有用 Usually. Yeah.
挺打动人的 Well, it's pretty good.
谢谢 Thanks.
但你活到这么大 也许 从六年级开始 But somewhere along the line, say, sixth grade,
有个女孩向你示好 或者不止一个 a girl smiled at you, or a bunch of girls smiled at you,
于是 你终于发现 Jamie也是有优点的 and, ta-da, Jamie's good at something after all.
其实 五年级就有了 Actually, it was the fifth grade.
你怎么不交男朋友? Why don't you have a boyfriend?
我要走了 I'm going.
- 怎么了? - 听着... - Why? - See...
我很享受性爱 The thing is, I really like having sex,
特别是和你一起的时候 and I actually really like having sex with you,
所以 咱俩别提私事吧 so let's just keep it simple.
可以啊 I can do that.
是啊 你看起来就是下半身思考的动物 Yeah, you do seem like a shithead,
所以应该没事 so it should be all right.
只是刚刚我突然想到 There's just alarms going off in my head
也许你并不像看上去那么简单 that you're not entireIy what you seem.
哦 不 不 我头脑很简单 别怀疑 Oh, no, no. I'm a shithead, believe me.
很好 Good.
要是你变得很复杂 那就不好了 Because if you turn out not to be a shithead, that would be bad.
我头脑很简单 相信我 从来都这样 I'm a shithead, beIieve me. Through and through.
嘿! Hey!
嘿 老兄 还好吗? Hey, man. How are you?
没事的 没事的 没事的 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
现在破损的细胞正释放花生四烯酸 Damaged cells are releasing arachidonic acid.
身体将把它转化成前列腺素 Your body's converting it to prostaglandin,
在它激活大量酶的同时也产生了痛感 which is triggering a fiesta of enzymes necessary for pain.
想吐吗? 没用的 Do you wanna throw up? It's not gonna help.
这种酸大概作用一分钟 It's gonna take about a minute for the acid to dissipate
随后你自身的吗啡才会起作用 and your natural morphine to kick in.
- 知道我为什么打你吗? - 不! 不知道! - You know why I hit you? - No! No!
百忧解这药帮助了很多人从深度抑郁中走出来 Prozac has helped millions of people overcome intractable mood disorders,
他们从此获得新生 making miserable lives livable.
我控制不住情绪的时候 也是它帮了我 It's even helped me with some of my own anger issues.
所以 要是有人敢和百忧解作对 就让我很不爽 So when someone fucks with my Prozac, it upsets me.
知道人们都怎么评价我吗? You know what people say about me?
说你... 是全国前十 That you're... top ten nationally.
你觉得这是为什么呢? Why do you suppose that is?
去你的! Fuck you!
你觉得这是为什么? Why do you suppose that is?
因为我是个退伍海军陆战队员 Because I'm ex-Marine,
为了成功我不惜任何代价 and I'll destroy anyone who gets in my way.
是啊 Right.
靠 Shit.
嗷! Ow!
操 Fuck.
是我就赶紧用冰敷一下 I'd ice that as soon as you can.
要是过几天还没好转 去做个透视 If it hurts in a few days, get an X-ray.
还有离Maggie远点 And stay away from Maggie.
打扰了 Excuse me.
这里面还有样品吗? Are those more samples?
是的 请自便 Yeah. Help yourself.
谢谢 Thanks.
我今天得到了个面试 I got a job interview today.
哦 真好 真棒 Oh, that's great. That's great.
真好 That's great.
女士们 你们好! Hello, ladies!
今天不收样品 No samples today.
什么? 我送了你那么多东西呢! What do you mean? I got great stuff for you!
今天不收样品 谢谢合作 No samples today, thank you.
她只是个朋友 She's just a friend.
不收 抱歉 No samples today. Sorry.
好吧 出什么事了? Okay. What's going on?
Trey找上你了是吗? 他送你什么了? Trey got to you, didn't he? What'd he give you?
不收样品 请配合 去夏威夷了 No samples today, thank you. Hawaii.
夏威夷? Hawaii?
今天不收样品 医生去火奴鲁鲁沙滩冲浪度假去了 No samples today. Doctor's convention. Sand and surf in Honolulu.
哇 好吧 Wow. Okay.
那好吧 Okay.
我得出去一趟 I got to get out of here.
你不是去找她 是吧? You're not going to go see her, are you?
不是 No.
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
Maggie 开门! Maggie!
嗨 Hi.
嘿 你手里那是什么? Hey, what's that?
食物 Food.
- 干嘛的? - 吃的啊 - For? - Eating.
面条归我了! They're my noodles!
看你这吃相 满嘴都是! You already have a face full of noodles!
天呐! Jesus!
天呐 你真自私 就跟我妈一样 My God, you are so seIfish. You're just Iike my mother.
你和她也睡过? Did you sleep with your mother?
真恶心! Ew!
- 怎么了? - 猜怎么着? - What? - You know what?
她很可爱 而且单身 你会喜欢她的 She's cute, she's available, you'd Iove her.
不过 她有点胖 The only thing is, she happens to take up all the oxygen in the room
还霸占所有的柜子 不过除此之外 and hog all the closet space, but other than that,
你俩真是绝配 you two are perfect for each other.
她是不是比你辣? 我打赌她比你辣 Is she hotter than you? I bet she's hotter than you.
而且 她还没病呢 She doesn't have a disease, either.
平时这个都有用吗? Does that work for you generally?
- 什么? - 自怜 - What? - Self-pity.
你就是个白痴 You are a shithead.
怎么了? What?
没事 Nothing.
这样挺好的 This is nice.
好了 我看你是时候脱衣服跟我做爱了 Okay, I think it's time to take off your clothes and jump me.
等等 我是不是不能那么说? Wait. Am I not allowed to say that?
我不知道 I don't know.
一开始你带吃的来 然后你想在这过夜 First you bring food, and then you wanna spend the night,
再然后你带来要换的衣服 and then you bring a change of clothes,
再然后把剃须刀拿来了 哦 天呐 这就是恋爱 and then you bring a razor and, oh, my God, it's a relationship.
我不想谈恋爱 I don't want a relationship.
嗯 可你现在不敢保证 你敢吗? Well, you can't guarantee that now, can you?
没准你突然产生了某种 You might actually have some kind of
潜在的人性 连你自己都没发觉 latent humanity that you don't know anything about.
你没准想要恋爱 而... You might like being in a relationship, and...
听着 我说这样挺好 又没让你嫁给我 Listen, I said this was nice. I didn't ask you to marry me.
嗯 换我也不想 跟个病人共度余生 Well, I wouldn't want to be with someone who was sick, either.
对不起 I'm sorry.
- 对不起 - 没事 - Sorry. - No.
我只是... 我以前恋爱过 但结果... I just... I did that before, and it didn't...
不怎么样 It wasn't good.
我那时刚被确诊 I'd just been diagnosed,
而他还是有妇之夫 and he was married.
他试图帮我 但结果不太好 所以... He helped me, and it didn't end well. So...
是Trey Hannigan 对吧? It's Trey Hannigan, isn't it?
- Trey Hannigan? 是Trey Hannigan - 对 嗯... - Trey Hannigan? It was Trey Hannigan. - Yeah, well...
呃... Uh...
你爱他吗? Are you in love with him?
不 我不爱Trey Hannigan No, I'm not in love with Trey Hannigan.
我从来没爱过Trey Hannigan I was never in love with Trey Hannigan.
他曾... 说过他爱我 He was... said he was in love with me.
但 你知道的 有点麻烦 Which was, you know, a problem.
- 我们还是... - 对 嗯 - Can we just... - Right, yeah.
- 是吗? 好吧 - 对 - Yeah? Okay. - Yeah.
- 就是的 - 好 - Please. - Okay.
因为你带来吃的 所以特殊感谢一下 You get a special thank you for bringing food.
真的? I do?
嗯 真的 Yes, you do.
嗯 Mmm.
- 等一下 - 怎么了? - You know what? - What?
怎么了? What?
我得上小号 I got to pee.
- 我马上回来 - 好的 - I'll be right back. - All right.
再稍等一下 好吗? Just give me a second, okay?
好的 Okay.
嗯 Mmm.
注意 注意 注意 Focus, focus, focus.
我要继续吗? Should I keep going?
- 我从来没这样过 - 我了解了 - This never happens. - I'm aware.
我说真的 从来没 I'm serious. It doesn't.
不 不 不 别担心 是我的原因 我是个扫把星 No, no, no. Don't worry about it. It's me. I'm a jinx.
你这么说真管用啊 That's really helpful.
不如这样? 不然你来聊聊其他跟你睡过的 You know what? Why don't you talk about all the other guys
结果不行的男人 因为那样就比较... that you slept with that couldn't get it up, 'cause then it would really like...
嘘! 嘘! 嘘! Shh! Shh! Shh!
冷静一点 Just calm down.
等我一下就好 Just give me a minute.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
我很担心! I am worried about it!
天! 你就不能... 对我表示点仁慈吗? Jesus! Can you just please... Just show me a little kindness?
求你了 Please.
哦 你这个骗人的大白痴 你确实有潜在的人性啊 Oh, you lying sack of shit! You do have latent humanity.
- 你知道这是怎么回事吗? - 我只是想做爱啊 - Do you know what's going on here? - I just want to have sex.
嗯 但你身体不是那么想的 Well, your body's telling you otherwise.
那是什么意思? What is that supposed to mean?
坐起来 Sit up.
- 我不想坐起来 - 起来 坐好 坐好 做好 起来嘛 - I don't want to sit up. - Come on. Sit up. Sit up. Sit up. Come on.
好吧 现在跟我聊聊 All right. Now talk to me.
我不想聊 I don't want to talk.
那你还想干什么? 你已经排除做爱这个选择了 What else are we going to do? You've taken sex off the table.
哦! Oh!
说吧 说吧 跟我说说你今天如何 Come on. Come on. Tell me how your day was.
- 我今天? - 嗯 - My day? - Mmm-hmm.
于是我偷跑回房间 把"D"用修改液涂了一下 看起来像个"B" So I sneak up to my room and I white out the "D" so it looks like a "B",
做得简直天衣无缝 谁都发现不了 which I did flawlessly. It was undetectable.
然后我下楼去他书房 把卷子给他 And I go down to his study and I hand him the paper.
然后他就拉下脸来 And he gives me the face.
我的表情好像 "怎么了?" And I'm like, "What?"
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
然后 他从背后 拿出来学校寄到家里的 And then, from behind his back, he pulls out the goddamn carbon copy
- 复印件 - 哦 不! - that the school sent home. - Oh, no!
- 就是 - 哇哦 - Yeah. - Wow.
天才 天才 Genius. Genius.
- 你太好强了 - 不! - You're so competitive. - No!
就是! 你就是! 哦 天呐 我跟你说 Yeah! Yes, you are. Oh, my God, I tell you
我跟Trey Hannigan有关系 你就不行了 I'm involved with Trey Hannigan and you can't get it up.
我才不在乎Trey Hannigan I could give a shit about Trey Hannigan.
你一心只想要胜过他! All you care about is beating him!
- 胡说! - 其实 你跟旧时的男人一样 - Bullshit! - You know, it's so prehistoric.
所有男人都在意表现如何 All men care about is performance,
但是如果他们担心表现不好 but they have an appendage that doesn't work
小弟弟就不好用了 if they're worried about performance.
嗯 这方面你是专家 那么... Mmm. Well, you're an expert, so...
好吧 如果我是专家 那为什么你的公司要花 Okay. If I'm an expert, then why is your company spending
数十亿去做帮男人勃起的药? billions making a drug so that guys can get it up?
哦 那就好了 Oh, I wish.
是真的 我读到过 辉瑞在做性药 It's true. I read it. Pfizer's making a fuck drug.
你从哪看的? Where'd you read that?
记不清了 问你们的人去 I don't know. Ask your guys.
我记不得在哪看的了 我是个吃药的荡妇 我什么都看 I don't know where I read it. I'm a drug slut. I read everything.
- 什么药? - 我忘了 - What drug? - I don't know,
不过难以置信 不是吗? but it's hard to believe, isn't it?
难以置信 It's hard to believe.
- 不过一定会是个大项目 - 哦! - It's gonna be pretty huge, though. -Oh!
当我考虑问题的大小 When I think of the size of the problem
而问题正变大的时候 真的... and that it's growing larger, really...
- 真的 - 我甚至不敢想象! - Really. - I can't even imagine!
其实我在想... You know what I think...
要解决最顽固 最难的... To have found a solution to the stiffest, hardest...
哇哦 Wow.
- 辉瑞一定正在自我膨胀 - 我得打断你了 - Pfizer must be swelling with pride. - I'm gonna stop you.
别搔痒! 停! No tickling! Stop!
停! 别瘙痒! 不 求你了! Stop! No tickling! No, please!
别因为你幽默感太差就来搔我的痒! Don't tickle me just because you have a limp sense of humor!
哦! Oh!
你好啊 Hello.
继续说 Keep talking.
闭嘴 No more talking.
这些老人是谁? Who are all these old people?
呃... 只是我的同事 Uh... Just some people I work with.
哇哦 这些真漂亮 Wow. These are beautiful.
看起来像照片 It looks like a photograph.
你什么时候做的这个? When did you do this?
呃... Uh...
我还能拿住画笔的时候 Back when I could hold a brush.
这是你的早餐 Here's your breakfast.
- 谢谢 - 嗯 那... - Thanks. - Yeah, well...
我会给你打电话的 I'll call you.
- 别 - 我会的 - Don't. - I will.
我没开玩笑 I'm not kidding.
我做不到 I can't do this.
我跟你说过 I told you.
那好吧 Okay, then.
再见 See you.
你的问题是你不知道怎样完成单子! Your problem is you don't know how to close!
你得告诉医生们他们需要什么 You gotta tell the docs what they need.
有人会拒绝 这时候就开始有意思了 Somebody says no, that's when the fun starts.
那意味着你有戏了 That means you are in.
- 我的销售额上升了 - 你的希舒夷上升了 那算什么 - My numbers are up. - Your Zithromax is up. Big deal.
我们又不去芝加哥卖希舒夷 We're not going to Chicago on Zithromax.
抑郁的人 Randall 他们每天都在抑郁 Depressed people, Randall, they're depressed every day.
你得去卖左洛复 You gotta move Zoloft.
- 我要你专注于左洛复 - 左洛复 - I want you to focus on Zoloft. - Zoloft.
咨询? 我来给你咨询一下 别再这么泼妇了 Counseling? Here's some counseling. Stop being a fucking bitch.
等一下 我是不是说了 "你" 说的话? Wait, did I use "you" language?
正尝试分居 Trial separation.
对不起 我有自己的感觉 I'm so sorry. I need to own my feelings.
他妈的意大利辣肠 Fucking pepperoni.
那我重新组织一下语言 Let me rephrase that.
我觉得 你应该别再当泼妇了! I feel that you should stop being a fucking bitch!
对了 我听说咱们要出产新的性药 So, I hear we're coming out with a new sex drug.
- 你说什么呢? - 是真的? - What are you talking about? - Is it true?
- 你从哪听说的? - 周围的人说的 - Where did you hear that? - Heard it around.
西地那非柠檬酸盐 是种磷酸二酯酶-5抑制剂 Sildenafil citrate. It's a PDE-5 inhibitor.
他们在血压药的临床试验中侥幸发现的 They lucked into it during trials for blood pressure medication.
试药的男人能一直持续勃起 你从哪听说的? Guys had massive boners the whole time. Where did you hear that?
- 它叫什么名字? - 万艾可(伟哥) - What's it called? - Viagra.
- 我想要 - 谁都想要 - I want it. - Everybody wants it.
我会大卖特卖的 I could sell the shit out of it.
你能帮我看看储物箱里有没有胃药吗? Can you see if there's some Tums in there for me in the glove compartment?
- Bruce - 帮我拿胃药 兄弟 - Bruce. - Tums me, buddy.
Bruce啊 Bruce.
Bruce 我需要那个份额 Bruce. I want that account.
我为什么要给你? Why would I give it to you?
有谁能把壮阳药卖得比我好? Who can sell a dick drug better than me?
十年 Jamie 十年痛苦不堪的婚姻 Ten years, Jamie, ten excruciating years of marriage.
就像丢失的时光 It's like the lost decade.
哦 天呐! Oh, my God!
我连怎样泡妞都不知道了 I don't even know how to hit on women anymore.
你是干什么的? 你玩什么的? What do you do? What's your game?
你需要个IBS 你知道那是什么吗? You need an IBS. Do you know what that is?
肠道易激综合症? Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
初始利益清单 An Initial Benefit Statement.
告诉他们你是谁 为什么你在这 你能为他们做什么 Tell them who you are, why you're there and what you can do for them.
好吗? 做你自己就好 Josh All right? And just be yourself, Josh.
- 你会没事的 - 非常感谢 - You'll be fine. - Thank you very much.
哦! 看谁来了 Oh! Look who just walked in.
机会来了 "完结者" Now's your chance, "Closer."
让我看看你的能耐 Show me what you got.
让我看看 Show me.
嘿! 辉瑞 你的拳头如何? Hey! Pfizer, how's your fist?
你的下巴如何? How's your jaw?
Randall 你认识Stan Knight 对吧? Randall, you know Stan Knight, right?
Stan 这是年轻人来自辉瑞 前途无量啊 Stan, this is a bright young man from Pfizer.
是的 我们见过面 Yes, we've met.
- 嗯 最近怎样 - 非常好 - Yeah. How you doing? - Fantastic.
新的研究结果表明 左洛复比百忧解的副作用低25% New study on Zoloft, 25% fewer side effects than Prozac.
所以 我感觉很好 So, I'm feeling good.
你如果能让他享受床第之欢 还能卖好点 You'd do better selling him if you got him laid.
你能让我快活吗? Can you get me laid?
Stan是市里最受尊敬的诊断医生之一 Stan's one of the more respected diagnosticians in town,
但他真正在行的是拈花惹草 but his real calling is pussy-hound.
嗯 而且我看你真正在行的是拉皮条 Yes, and I think your real calling is pimp.
对了 你跟Maggie Murdock搞着呢 对吧? Now, you're banging Maggie Murdock, aren't you?
没错 You are.
确实 You are.
哦 天呐 那胸部太不可思议了! Oh, God, those tits are unbelievable!
- 太不公平了! - 好吧 - So not fair! - All right.
不 不 神经系统完蛋的人里 这可不常见 No, no. You don't see that a lot in the neurologically damned.
你说的 "完蛋" 是什么意思? 人不会死于帕金森症的 What do you mean, "damned"? You don't die from Parkinson's.
嗯 但活也活不好 对吧? Well, it's not much of a life, now is it?
你什么意思? 干扰素 左旋多巴... What do you mean? Interferon, L-dopa...
在大部分病例里都对病情有效果 It slowed the progress in the majority of cases.
听着 医药代表医生 Listen, Dr. Drug Rep.
你屁都不懂 知道吗? 她生病了 You know less than shit, okay? She's a sick girl.
哦 你也是这么跟你老婆说的? Oh. Is that what you told your wife?
那他妈的不关你事 That's none of your fucking business.
Maggie也有各种需要 Maggie has all sorts of needs,
我可不觉得像你这样的软蛋能胜任 and I don't think a pussy like you is up for the job.
对 那有妇之夫就可以? Right, and a married man is?
- 喔 喔! - 你真的很想我再揍你一次? - Whoa, whoa! - You really want me to hit you again?
冷静! 冷静 等等! 别激动 Chill out, man! Chill. Wait! Don't get aggressive.
别激动 嘿! Don't get aggressive. Hey!
喔! 宝贝 好了 没事了 Whoa! Baby, okay. It's okay.
干他妈的扰素 真的? Inter-fucking-feron, really?
- 你知道吗? - 嘿 - You know what? - Hey.
冷静 冷静 Easy, easy.
- 我回家了 - 不 你不能回家 - I'm going home. - No, you're not.
- 不 不 不 我回家了 - 好吧 代我跟你老婆问好 - No, no, no. I'm going home. - Good. Say hi to your wife.
我会一直盯着你的 哥们 I'm keeping my eyes on you, buddy.
吓死我了 That freaked me out.
他真的 动手打过你 对吧? He actually, physically hit you, didn't he?
对 他打过 我怕他想再来一次 Yeah, he did, and I was afraid he was going to do it again.
他可能吃错药了 那个家伙 He might have to up his meds, that young man.
或者他需要换种更能有效 Or maybe he needs to change to a drug that's proven more effective
控制暴力行为的药物 in controlling aggressive behavior.
在成年男性的对照研究中 左洛复能将发脾气的次数减少13% Zoloft produced 13% fewer outbursts in a controlled study of adult males.
并且我觉得... And I think it's...
向左看 Turn to your left.
赶紧向左看 向左 Turn to your left right now. Turn to your left.
那两个女人 我都认识 Those two women, I know both of them.
你想带那个回家? Which one do you want to take home?
你是超级明星 自信最重要 You're a superstar. Confidence is king.
嘿 我们离开这儿 来个互相口交怎么样? Hey. What do you say we blow this joint, and then each other?
好吧 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
好了吗? We ready?
- 兄弟 你没事吧? - 怎么可能 - You okay, champ? - No.
你在干吗? 你在打电话给她吗? What are you doing? Are you calling her?
嘿 她和你口交了吗? Hey, did she go down on you?
Farrah看我的小家伙的眼神 就像魔王索伦一样邪恶 Farrah looks at my dick like it's the Eye of Sauron.
喂? Hello?
你刚打电话给我吗? Did you call me?
没有 我没有打给你 No. I did not call you.
我以为你打了 I think you did.
如果我打给你会说什么呢? And what would I have said if I had called you?
你想见我? That you want to see me?
听着不错 但是我没有打给你 Well, that would be nice, except I didn't call you.
你想见我吗? Do you want to see me?
我要挂了 I'm hanging up now.
不要 等等 不要挂 不要挂 No. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't hang up. Don't hang up.
为什么? Why?
我喜欢听你的声音 I like hearing the sound of your voice.
Randall 拜拜 Bye, Randall.
Maggie 别挂! Maggie!
你喜欢听她的声音? You like hearing the sound of her voice?
闭嘴 Shut up.
你得脑瘤了吗? 你被爱心熊调戏了吗? Do you have a brain tumor? Were you molested by a Care Bear?
你被外星人绑架了? Were you abducted by aliens?
你讨厌女人 You hate women.
不然你为什么搞那么多女人? Why else would you screw so many of them?
你该多服点药了 It's time for you to overdose.
噢! 噢! Oh! Oh!
哦 她拒绝你了! Oh, she rejected you!
所以你想得到她 That's why you want her.
可谓是史无前例啊 It's the first time in history that's ever happened.
抱歉 抱歉 Excuse me. Excuse me.
我在想 你不是很有钱吗? I was wondering something. Aren't you rich?
为什么还要睡在我的沙发上呢? Why are you sleeping on my couch?
你是我哥哥啊 You're my big brother.
给 Here.
给从没有过青春期的人吃的 吃六片 For people who never entered puberty. Take six.
好 All right.
- 你没事吧? - 我能用支票付账吗? - You all right? - Can I pay by check?
Sam 你忘了我告诉过你药店只接受现金吗? Sam, remember I told you that the pharmacies only take cash?
Maggie! Mag!等等! Maggie! Mag!
嗯... 听我说 先上车 Um... But, listen, why don't you just get on the bus,
我们再解决 好吗? 可以吧 不错 we'll work it out there. Okay? All right. Good.
Maggie 我有话跟你说 Maggie, I want to talk to you.
我现在不能跟你谈 知道吗? I can't talk right now, all right?
- 我要坐大巴去加拿大 - 加拿大? - I'm getting on a bus to Canada. - Canada?
是 加拿大 Yes. Yes, Canada.
这些人支付不起这儿的医药费 These people can't afford to pay for their prescriptions here.
Maggie 我们中途有时间上洗手间吗? Maggie, will we have bathroom breaks?
Sophie 记得我说过车上就有洗手间吗? Sophie, remember I told you that there's a bathroom on the bus?
- 好 - 好 上车吧 - Okay. - Okay. Let's go.
- 好 你什么时候回来? - 永远不回来 - Okay. When do you get back? - Never.
- 明晚 很晚 - 多晚? - Tomorrow night, late. - How late?
算了吧 行吗? 求你了 Just forget about it, okay? Please? I'm begging you.
你拿枝笔吧 Why don't you take a pen?
我会给你寄一份宣传册和功效说明书 行吗? I'll send you a pamphlet and an efficacy statement, okay?
知道几点了吗? What time is it, do you know?
哇 好 我得走了 我会打给你 行吗? Wow. Okay, I got to go. I'll give you a call, okay?
# 我们一起走过了漫长的路 # # We've come a long, long way together #
# 经历了艰难时光和美好时刻 # # Through the hard times and the good #
# 宝贝 我要为你庆祝 # # I have to celebrate you, baby #
# 我必须要赞美你 # # I have to praise you like I should #
... 知道 ... know.
知道如何用和谐和爱 Know how to handle large sums of money
来经营大笔资金 with harmony and with love,
事实就是你有高尚的品格 and that the truth is that you have high ideals,
正直的性格 and that you are a person of great personal integrity,
你能集中精力赚取金钱 and you will keep your mind focused upon financial prosperity.
没落下东西吧? 好 不错 Looks like you got all your stuff, right? Okay. Good.
- 开车回家 注意安全 - 甜心 谢谢 - You guys travel home safe. - Thank you, sweetheart.
- 拜拜 - 拜 - Bye-bye. - Bye.
- Maggie 再见! - 再见 - Bye, Maggie! - Bye.
嘿 Hi.
你和我分手的话 我会讨厌你 When you end it, I get to hate you,
装作冷淡 告诉朋友所有的尴尬事情 and act all cold, and tell embarrassing stuff to my friends.
好 Okay.
你不能搬进来 And you don't get to move in,
不能结交我的朋友 不能把我介绍给你的父母 or become friends with my friends, or introduce me to your parents.
不管什么 这就是原则 This is what this is, whatever this is.
说完了吗? Are you done?
你在这儿等了一个晚上? Have you been here all night?
是的 Yes.
哦 天啊! Oh, Christ!
为什么我已经开始气你了呢? Why am I mad at you already?
哦 Jamie 我是Brucie 你想见我吗? Oh, Jamie. It's Brucie. You want to meet me?
我为你准备了满车好东西 你会喜欢的 I've got a load of love in my trunk for you. Something you're going to like.
Jamie Jamie Jamie哦 Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.
Jamie Jamie Jamie 打给我 打给我 Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. Call me, call me, call me.
你会爱我 爱我... You're gonna love me, love me...
啊! Ah!
Jamie 我是Bruce 你在哪儿? Jamie, it's Bruce. Where are you?
你到底是谁? Who are you?
游戏开始! Let the games begin!
加油! 加油! Make it hot! Make it hot!
# 哦 宝贝 你知道价值多少吗? # # Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? #
# 哦 天堂就在人间 # # Ooh, heaven is a place on earth #
糖尿病 前列腺患者 Men with diabetes, men with prostate cancer,
阴茎严重受损患者 men with massive penile injuries.
性焦虑 性无能患者 Men with performance anxiety, men with any common form of impotence
性功能障碍者 or sexual dysfunction.
常年无法勃起者 Men without a useful erection in years!
嘣! Boing!
副作用小 长期安全 这不只是药丸 Minimum side effects, long-term safety. This isn't a pill.
这是一场革命 有问题吗? This is a revolution. Questions?
有 样品呢? Yeah. Where are the samples?
在这儿 宝贝 在这儿 Right here, baby. Right here.
你确定只要一盒? 你要两盒吗? 谁想要两盒? You sure you want one? You want two? Who wants two?
看见了吗? Bob Dole说他的伟哥广告 Did you see this? Bob Dole says his TV commercials for Viagra.
不会影响他妻子的总统竞选 won't hurt his wife's campaign for President.
他还说伟哥广告 He also says the Viagra commercials
不会影响他搞上Heather Locklear (美国女明星) won't hurt his campaign to nail Heather Locklear.
性药! 我哥哥正在销售的! The dick drug! That's my brother's!
哦 天啊! Oh, my God!
伟哥 这小小药丸为它的制造商 药业巨头辉瑞 Viagra, the little pill that has started a gold rush for its manufacturer,
带来了滚滚财源 the drug giant Pfizer.
Jamie! Jamie! 嘿! Jamie! Jamie! Hey!
- 耳鼻喉科的Ted Goldstein - 哦 Ted 嘿 你好吗? - Ted Goldstein, ENT. - Oh, Ted, hi. How are you?
我很好 你看 我有位放射科的医生朋友 I'm good. Look, I got this friend, he's a radiologist.
有点小问题 我想或许... He has a little problem. I thought maybe...
不用说了 Say no more.
你真是天才 You're a gem.
伟哥是首种能治疗性无能的药品 Viagra is the first-ever pill to treat impotence.
便捷 有效 需求量非常大 It's easy, it's effective, and it's now wildly in demand.
# 哦 天堂就在人间 # # Ooh, heaven is a place on earth #
肿瘤科医生开的处方有它 精神科医生开的处方有它 Oncologists are writing it, shrinks are writing it,
肠胃科医生开的处方也有它 gastroenterologists are writing it.
儿童科医生甚至给自己开伟哥处方! Pediatricians are writing it for themselves!
我说 药店24小时营业 I mean, pharmacies could stay open 24 hours
也供不应求 and they still couldn't meet the demand.
我们一个月处理1200张处方 We're running 1,200 prescriptions a month.
这比我一年的销售目标还多 可你却不在乎 That's more than my entire year's quota! And you don't care.
那些阴茎勃起的老头们? 我不在乎 About a bunch of old guys with stiffies? Nope.
你怎么能这么冷酷呢? How can you be so callous?
全世界的男人都为此感到羞耻和... Men are suffering worldwide from shame and...
沮丧 and frustration.
哦 有了你我怕什么阳痿 Oh, you're my little blue pill.
哦 天啊 Oh, for God's sake.
不 你觉得这样好吗? No. What about this do you think is okay?
你... 我不想看到这! 不想 What are you... I don't want to see this! No.
你他妈的在干吗? What the fuck are you doing?
- 不 不! 暴露太多了 - 我就是要这个 - No, no, no! This is too much information. - I just need this.
你他妈的要录下来? Are you fucking filming it?
你要来个特写? Do you do, like, close-ups and shit?
谁拿着它? Who holds it?
嘿 Hey.
醒醒 Wake up.
哦! Oh!
再来一次? Again?
Maggie 别照了! Maggie!
来吧 我是个艺术家 这是我的工作 Come on. I'm an artist. This is work.
哦 天啊 Oh, my God.
说话 Say something.
你实在太怪了 You're just too weird.
是 好吧... Yeah, well...
嘿 你好 我是Jamie Randall Hi, there. Jamie Randall here.
来自床上的报道 刚搞了我女朋友 Just reporting from bed, having just fucked my girlfriend.
- 还有... - 不要用那个词 - And... - Don't use that word.
哪个? 你经常用 "搞" 字 What? You use "fuck" all the time.
不 不是 "搞"字 是 "女朋友" No, not "fucking". "Girlfriend".
你本来就是我女朋友 That's what you are.
我是吗? I am?
是啊 你就是 Yeah, you are.
我想是吧 I guess I am.
天啊 Jesus.
# 我住在一个叫Okfuskee的地方 # # I lived in a place called Okfuskee #
# 我的小女孩在冬青树上 # # And I had a little girl in a holler tree #
# 我说 "小女孩 显而易见" # # I said, "Little girl it's plain to see" #
# "没有人能像我一样歌唱" # # "Ain't nobody that can sing like me" #
# 她说我肯定没发现 # # She said it's hard for me to see #
# 我这小男孩怎么这么难看 # # How one little boy got so ugly #
# 是的 我的小女孩 可能是这样 # # Yes, my little girly that might be #
# 但没有人能像我一样歌唱 # # But there ain't nobody that can sing like me #
# 没有人能像我一样唱歌 # # Ain't nobody that can sing like me #
# 那边的小路上飘着一首小调 # # Way over yonder in the minor key #
不是 妈妈 No, Mom.
不 不是性药 是血管扩张剂 No, it's not an aphrodisiac. It's a vasodilator.
血管扩张剂 不 妈妈 A vasodilator. No, Ma...
不是 只是... 不 我... No, just... No, I...
是的 这个月我已经卖了2000张处方 Yeah, I've already sold 2,000 prescriptions this month alone.
一大笔钱 It's a lot of money.
好 我真没时间讲了 Maggie在叫我 Okay, I really can't talk. Maggie needs me.
好 拜拜 Okay, bye.
我以为你说的是1200张 I thought you said it was 1,200 prescriptions.
是啊 It is.
那你为什么跟你妈妈说2000张? Well, why did you tell her 2,000?
我说了吗? Did I?
你开玩笑吗? Are you kidding?
我不知道 只是觉得好听一点 I don't know, it just sounded better.
就为了好听 你就对你妈妈撒谎? You told your mother a lie because it sounds better?
你看 她不明白那些数字 Look, she doesn't know numbers.
你会因为好听对我撒谎吗? Do you tell me lies because they sound better?
不会! No!
你为什么这么对她? Well, why did you do it with her?
因为她希望我干得很好... Because she wants to know that I'm doing well...
好 但是你确实干得不错 Okay, but you are doing well,
所以为什么要好听一点呢? so why do you need to make it sound better?
好 你知道吗? Okay, you know what?
我再打过去 然后纠正我的错误 I will call her back up right now, and I will correct my mistake.
怎么样? Okay?
告诉我你的四个优点 Tell me four good things about yourseIf.
什么? Excuse me?
你听到我的话了 You heard me.
好吧 Okay.
我的四个优点 Four good things about myseIf.
我可以... I can...
为什么要这样做呢? Why are we doing this?
这... 我不... This is just... I don't...
你连自己的四个优点也想不出来 You can't even think of four good things about yourseIf.
什么? 我当然可以 What? I totally can!
你认为自己慷慨吗? Do you think that you're generous?
你觉得自己可爱吗? Do you think you're sweet?
不是特别可爱 Not particularly.
你认为自己聪明吗? Do you think that you're smart?
哦 天啊! Oh, my God!
看看你 Look at you.
你是如此 You're this
聪明 talented,
有魅力 英俊 有能力 果断 机灵的男人 charming, handsome, capable, determined, smart man.
我是吗? I am?
是 你是的 Yes, you are.
我还会骗人 I can juggle.
- 可以变长吗? - 时间还是尺寸? - Does it make it longer? - Time or inches?
- 为什么我们不能吃这药? - 可以呀 - How come we can't take it? - You can.
你是说我们也能硬起来? Are you saying that we can get hard?
有迹象表明 阴道润滑度有所提高 There is some indication of increased lubrication.
- 他们在体内射 会有刺痛感吗? - 不会 - If they come inside you, does it burn? - No.
要是在你嘴里呢? How about in your mouth?
Jamie 再给我们点伟哥! Jamie, we want more Viagra!
- 还要! 还要伟哥! - 还要伟哥! - More! More Viagra! - More Viagra!
Stan! 过来 来这儿! Stan! Come here. Come over here!
女士们 这是Stan Knight医生 内科医生之尊 Ladies, this is Dr. Stan Knight, king of all internists.
是吗? 这位是... Right? And this is...
我是Cassie Cassie.
但是我朋友叫我Lisa But my friends call me Lisa.
Lisa正想嫁个医生 祝你好运 Lisa wants to marry a doctor, so good luck.
天呐 Oh, dear.
各位小姐 下轮酒我请客! 好吗? Ladies, next round is on me! Okay?
夹克不错 Nice jacket, man.
你跟人上床了吗? Did you get laid?
- 嗯 - 嗯? - Yeah. - Yeah?
六次 Six times.
我就怕你有 I was scared that you were.
你疯了 You're crazy.
什么? What?
还好吗? Is everything okay?
Jamie... 亲爱的? Jamie... Honey?
- 亲爱的 你心跳好快 - 我知道 - Honey, your heart's beating really fast. - I know.
怎么... What's...
Jamie Jamie Jamie 听我说 Jamie. Jamie. Jamie. Jamie.
Jamie 没事的 没事的 Jamie. It's okay. It's okay.
跟我说句话 Talk to me.
我... I...
好了 听我说 深呼吸 别紧张 Okay, you know what? Just breathe. Don't even worry about it.
只要深呼吸就好 Just breathe.
没事了 It's okay.
我... I...
- 我爱你 - 什么? - I Iove you. - What?
给我几秒钟 行吗? Just give me a second, okay?
天呀 我爱你 Oh, God, I do.
呃... Uh...
- 不 你不爱我 - 别碰我! - No, you don't. - Don't touch me!
好了 想要杯水吗? Okay. Do you want a glass of water?
对不起 I'm sorry.
- 对不起 对不起 - 不 没关系 没关系 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. It's fine.
- 喝点水? - 好的 水 - A llttIe water? - Yeah, water.
嗯 Oh, yeah.
好了 看 你没事了 你没事了 Okay, see? Here you go. Here you go.
嗯 Okay.
- 我爱你 我停不下来说我爱你 - 你不爱... - I Iove you. I can't stop saying it. - You don't...
- 别说了 好吗? - 不行 我爱你 - Just stop saying that, okay? - I can't. I Iove you.
你不了解 You don't understand.
我从没有对别人说过 I've never said that to anyone before.
- 你从没有说过"我爱你"? - 没有 - You've never said "I Iove you"? - No.
没对你父母说过? You never said it to your parents?
没有 No.
- 没对你弟弟说过? - 恶心! - You never said it to your brother? - Ugh!
天呐 你比我还糟糕 Jesus, you're more fucked up than I am.
好歹我以前还对一只猫说过 I once said it to a cat.
- 好的 这样说我心里好多了 - 是吗? 没事了 - Okay, that makes me feeI better. - It does? Okay, good.
你现在可以抱我了 You can hold me now.
好的 Okay.
噢! Oh!
Joshie 喂! Joshie!
真恶心 That is disgusting.
Jamie 我不知道你要回来! Jamie, I didn't know you were coming home!
噢! Oh!
喂 Hey.
听着 事情不是你想的那样的 懂吗? Listen, it's not what it looks like, okay?
是有点 但是... Well, it's kind of, but...
好了 冷静 Okay, just chill.
好 冷静 抱歉 Yeah, chill. Oh, I'm sorry,
我不过是正碰上我弟弟一边看我上床 一边打飞机 I thought I just caught my brother masturbating whlle watching me have sex.
不是 我关注的是她 Well, I was focusing on her.
天 "她" Oh, "her"
- 你说我女朋友! 不好意思 - 不 - You mean my girlfriend! I'm sorry. - No.
不是关注她! Not on her!
是她身体的某部分! 是不是录影带会把所以东西拍大? On her body parts! Does video make everything look bigger?
因为我觉得她的胸没那么大 Because I didn't think her tits were that big.
然后就是看你 Then I saw you,
我说 "什么 是一只巨蟒跑床上了吗?" and I was like, "What, did an anaconda get loose on the bed?"
太变态了 This is so twisted.
你觉得老爸的老二大吗? 我是说 我们小时候他的挺大的 Do you think Dad's big? I mean, he was when we were kids,
但是你小时候觉得什么都很大 是吧? but then everything's bigger when you're a kid, right?
好了! 对不起! Fine! Okay? Sorry!
我的自尊只是希望 My self-esteem would prefer
你的小弟弟别比我的大 就是个这! that you not have a bigger penis than me right now, that's all!
嘘! 嘘! Shh! Shh!
别生气 Don't be mad.
跑 Josh 跑 Josh Run, Josh. Run, Josh.
跑 Joshie Run, Joshie.
我们可以静下心谈谈! 噢! 你会把录影带毁了! We can talk about this like men! Ow! You're gonna ruin the tape!
没一个正常人能坐进这样的后座 No normal human being can possibly fit in this back seat.
那个结论不包括你 Josh That definition excludes you, Josh.
我觉得坐到四驱车的后座上都比这儿舒服 I'd literally be more comfortabIe in the back of a Hot Wheels right now.
我腿都失去知觉了 I've lost all feeling in my legs.
- 你还好吧? - 不好! - Are you okay? - No!
不是跟你说话 Josh I'm not talking to you, Josh.
- 你还好吧? - 我很好 - Are you okay? - I'm fine.
那就好 Okay.
他在等你 He's waiting for you.
- 那你过得怎么样? - 很好 Maggie怎么样? - So, how are you doing? - Fine. How's Maggie?
进来! Come in!
- 噢! - 没事 进来 进来 - Whoa! - No, come in, come in.
睾丸激素 Testosterone, man.
这两天就去芝加哥 我要好好准备下 Chicago's in two days. I must prepare.
药品交流会不过就是他妈的狂欢舞会 It's a fucking orgy masquerading as a medical convention.
- 你会去的 是吗? - 我不知道 - You're coming, aren't you? - I don't know.
- 好 她怎么样了? - 她很好 - Oh, right. How's she doing? - She's great.
嗯 我可不好 我需要休息 Well, I'm not. I need a break.
卫生维护组织快把我弄崩溃了 我要崩溃了! HMOs are killing me. Killing me!
我需要很多荡妇疯狂地向我投怀送抱 I need a lot of loosely moraled women to throw themselves at me. Hard.
这么说来... Speaking of which...
你真是救星 救星 哥们! Oh, you are a god! You're a god, sir!
你真不参加吗? You're really not coming to this?
你可以帮我个忙 You could do something for me.
好 什么忙? Yeah, what's that?
你可以开郁乐复而不是百忧解 You could start prescribing Zoloft instead of Prozac.
呃... Um...
但是 Trey是我朋友呀 哥们 Well, Trey's a friend of mine, man.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
- 好 就郁乐复 好的 为什么不呢? - 很好 - Sure. Zoloft. Okay. Why not? - Great.
- 喂! - 喂 - Hey! - Hey.
今天过得怎么样? How was your day?
非常好 Amazing.
嗯? Mmm?
你呢? You?
我? 我今天... Me? My day was...
我今天过得也不错 My day was swell.
- 我去了诊所... - 你去了? - I went to the cllnic... - You did?
开了个处方 For a scrip
坐在一个头上插了叉子的男的边等了三个小时 and waited for three hours sitting next to a man with a fork stuck in his head.
- 什么? - 是的 - What? - Yep.
然后我到药店开药 And then I went to the pharmacy to get the scrip filled,
但是关门了 which was closed,
所以Maggie没有拿到药 so no meds for Maggie.
那你还好吗? Are you okay?
为什么这么问 我看起来很衰吗? Why, do I Iook like shit?
- 我没那么说 - 你说了 - I didn't say that. - Yeah.
你没说 你是没大声说 You didn't say. You didn't say it out loud.
谢谢 我想要一杯 Thanks, I'd Iove one.
抱歉 Sorry.
你喝够了没有? You think maybe you've had enough?
没 还不够 但你够了 Nope, I don't, but you do.
什么? Excuse me?
告诉我 Randall 我有什么地方吸引你的? Tell me, Randall, what exactly is it about me that's so desirable?
有600个女孩在交流会上等着帮你口交 There's going to be 600 girls dying to blow you at this convention.
- 好了 我不去那个会 - 为什么不去? - Well, I'm not going to the convention. - Why not?
去和那些急切想和你讨论市场计划和销售技巧的 Go out with some sexy, limber ex-cheerleader from Alabama,
性感又柔软的前啦啦队队长玩玩 who's just dying to discuss market projections and sales techniques.
或是约会那些火辣的卫生维护组织的头头 Or just a hot HMO administrator who likes to bake cookies
她们喜欢在你正谈非法药的害处的时候 烤着曲奇饼 舔着你的脖子 and rub your head while you discuss the evils of generics.
或者只是 我也不知道 一个正常人吧 Or just, you know, I don't know, a normal person,
有活力的人 做点想做的事 享受乐趣! who has energy and likes to do things and have fun!
我正好就想要你 I happen to want you.
为什么? 为什么? 你想要证明什么? Why? Why? What are you trying to prove?
你想证明你靠得住? Are you trying to show that you're not a flake?
还是想在他妈的生命中坚持一次? Are you trying to stick with something for once in your goddamn life?
你知道吗 你不是个什么好东西 I mean, you do realize that you are not a good person
你因为同情搞了一个生病的女孩 是不? because you pity-fuck the sick girl, right?
我今天差点从诊所里带个人回家 I almost went home with someone from the clinic today.
够了 All right.
- 那儿 - 好了 - There, you see? - All right.
别忘了你的传呼机 Don't forget your pager.
和我一起去芝加哥 Come with me to Chicago.
- Keith! 你过的怎么样 哥们? - Jamie 很好 - Keith! How you doing, man? - Jamie. Good.
很高兴见到你 顺利吗? So good to see you. Everything going well?
我出去下 去做点女孩们做的事 I'm going to go off and do some girly thing, whatever that is.
- 我怎么找你? - 我会呼你 - How will I reach you? - I'll beep you.
第一期? Stage One?
什么? I'm sorry?
我儿子是第三期 My son's a Stage Three.
不是很明显 别担心 It's not obvious, don't worry.
我们在街对面 We're across the street.
你什么时候不想再听他们胡扯 想听听真相... Whenever you get tired of this bullshit and want to hear what's really going on...
谢谢 Thank you.
芝加哥 联合国会议 保护自身健康
去他妈的汤 Fuck soup.
去他妈的鞋带 Fuck shoelaces.
去他妈的珠宝 去他妈的牙刷 Fuck jewelry. And fuck brushing teeth.
- 去他妈的... - 努力系鞋带 去他妈的... - Fuck... - Trying to tie your tie. Fuck...
努力系上衬衣扣子 Trying to button down a shirt.
去他妈的冥想训练 And fuck that meditation shit.
谁会知道上帝让我们这么擅长 And who knew God wanted us to be so good
帮别人打飞机? at giving hand jobs?
我丈夫总是保持微笑 My husband is always smiling.
帕金森症让我 Parkinson's has made me
更多愁善感 更富有同情心 more sensitive and more compassionate.
希望还有更长的路要走 我感觉很好... Hopefully, got a long way to go in all this. I feel good, and...
这是一场在社会上保持高贵和尊严的 So, it's a constant battle of trying to maintain some dignity
持久战 and grace in society.
克服困难 自力更生 And to overcome that, you just live with what you have.
我在街对面 过来找我吧
让他抱会儿孩子 孩子最后飞到树上去了 Offering to hold the kid for just a minute, and he ends up in that tree over there.
我的一个闺蜜曾经问我 她能帮我做点什么 One of my girlfriends asked me once if she could get me anything.
我说 "给我个新的脑袋 很简单" I said, "How about a new brain? Nothing fancy."
她说 "我丈夫的脑袋正好不用" She said, "My husband's not using his."
等等 Wait. Wait.
别介意 不好意思 我以为有治愈方法了 Never mind. Sorry. I thought I heard a cure coming.
但是还是有好的一面 But there are good things.
你要明白你还是你自己 You have to understand that you're still yourself.
你还在这儿 生命还会继续 You're still there. And life goes on.
生活很美好 谢谢 And life is beautiful. Thank you.
帕金森 是吗? Parkinson's, right?
不 不 Oh, no. No.
不是 你的妻子 No, your wife.
女朋友 Girlfriend.
第一期 Stage One.
时好时坏 是吧? Good days and bad days, huh?
大部分时间是好的 Mostly good days.
你呢? You?
我妻子 1973年得的病 Wife. Since '73.
第四期 Stage Four.
你有什么建议吗? You got any advice?
- 我不会需要我的建议的 - 说吧 我可训性很强 - You don't need my advice. - Come on. I'm very trainable.
我的建议就是上楼 打包行李 留下张感人的字条 My advice is to go upstairs, pack your bags, and leave a nice note.
找一个健康的女人 Find yourseIf a healthy woman.
我爱我的妻子 我很爱 但是如果可以重来 我不会再选这条路 I Iove my wife. I do. But I wouldn't do it over again.
这些话没人会跟你说 The thing nobody tells you,
这个病会带走你所爱的她的一切 this disease will steal everything you love in her.
她的身体 她的笑容 她的头脑 Her body, her smile, her mind.
总有一天 她会失去行动能力 Sooner or later, she'll lose motor control.
到最后 她自己甚至连衣服都穿不了 Eventually, she won't even be able to dress herseIf.
到那时 好戏才真正开始 给她清理屎 Then, the fun really begins. Cleaning up her shit.
冰冷的脸 痴呆 Frozen face. Dementia.
这不是病 简直是一本俄罗斯小说 It's not a disease, it's a Russian novel.
看 对不起 我说的有点过头 Look, I'm sorry. I'm out of line.
撑着吧 Hang in there.
你能意识到有那么多帕金森氏综合症患者吗? Did you realize there are other people with Parkinson's?
真是神奇! How remarkable!
了不起的人 他们都有所作为 Amazing people. People doing things.
比如参加马拉松的女人 另外一个戴水肺潜水的人 Like this one woman runs marathons, and another one scuba dives.
他们都很生气 厌倦了被排斥的感觉 And they're pissed off and they're tired of being marginalized.
噢 天啊 他们太了不起了! Oh, my God, they are so cool!
我感觉好多了 真的感觉好多了 I feel good. I feeI really good.
这么久了 我第一次感觉这么好 多亏你带我来这里 I feel better than I have felt in a long time, and you brought me here.
我的意思是 虽然不是在那个交流会 但是... I mean, okay, whatever, it was the wrong convention, sure, but...
Jamie 我... Jamie Jamie, I... Jamie.
- 我过去对你像狗屁一样 - 噢 没有 - I have been such a bitch to you. - Oh, no.
而你没有离弃我 你是如何做到的? And you didn't even run away. How is that possible?
这就像... It's llke, this is...
我有生以来第一次 Like, the first time in my life that I've
不再感到孤单 ever not feIt aIone.
有人与你相伴 你知道那意味着什么吗? That someone is there for me. Do you know what that means?
噢 天啊 Oh, my God.
我爱你 I Iove you.
真的 I do.
我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 I Iove you. I Iove you, I Iove you.
我真的爱你 I really Iove you.
国立帕金森病基金会
- 嘿 - 嘿 -Hey. - Hey.
你在干什么呢? What are you doing?
没什么 Nothing.
我睡着了 I fell asleep.
治愈帕金森的方法? A cure for Parkinson's?
对 我问的就是这个 That's what I'm asking.
辉瑞小伙 我只是一名全科医生 Pfizer, I'm a GP.
二十所大学 十五家教学医院 所有的大型医药公司 Twenty universities, 15 teaching hospitals, every major drug company,
还有国家卫生研究所都致力于研究这一病症 and the goddamn NIH are all working on this.
我确信 一旦他们有所发现 And I'm sure the second they find it,
你会是第一个来向我推销的 you're gonna be the first in line to sell it to me.
嗯 在此同时 她的病情会恶化 Well, in the meantime, she gets worse.
你以为这是总医院? 你想要我怎么办? What is this, General Hospital? What do you want me to do?
我想让你感到惭愧 Stan I want you to feel bad about it, Stan.
如果我每次因为无能为力 而感到惭愧 If I felt bad about every patient that I couldn't help,
我就活不到今天了 then I don't make it through the day.
现在最尖端的治疗方法是什么? What are the cutting edge treatments?
我不知道 你想让我给你列个明细表吗? I don't know. You want me to get you a list?
很好 明天给我 Great. Tomorrow.
辉瑞小伙 你是个善良的家伙 Pfizer, you're a nice kid.
你的事业有了起色 你确定要这样做吗? You're starting to do well. You sure you want to do this?
还要一份医生的名单 和国家卫生研究所的联系人 And a list of doctors, and someone who I can contact at NIH.
谢谢你 Stan Thank you, Stan.
没事 Sure.
看到这个绿色区域了吗? See this green area here?
抱歉 I'm sorry.
# 有人能告诉我吗 # # Tell me, anybody #
你没事吧? You okay?
开阿奇霉素 行吗? Take the Z-Pak. Okay?
老天啊! Jesus!
# 你真的在乎我吗? # # Do you really give a damn for me? #
不好意思 Randall先生 这张信用卡被注销了 I'm sorry, Mr. Randall. That credit card is declined.
# 有事很让我烦心 # # About a thing that's bothering me #
螯合作用的好处 就是可以排解有毒金属 The benefits of chelation, every toxic metal is removed.
# 我是一只漫步的小马 # # I was a rambling pony #
我可以完全减轻 We've achieved complete remission
转移性肺癌病人的痛苦 in patients with advanced metastatic cancer,
多发性肝硬化... MS...
操! Fuck!
帕金森综合症 狼疮 Parkinson's, lupus.
这项疗法将会改变人们的生活 This therapy changes people's lives.
他漏掉了"世界和平" He forgot "world peace."
你是说 我们自己掏钱 飞了2000英里 Are you saying to me that we flew 2,000 miles,
结果得知 我们的会诊被推迟了? on our own nickel, so you can tell me that our appointment's been postponed?
推迟两周? For two weeks?
我要跟Rosenblum医生谈谈 可以吗? I'd like to talk to Dr. Rosenblum, okay?
你觉得我在乎吗? Do I look like I care?
我才不管他在哪里! 我真搞不懂... I don't give a shit where he is! I don't understand...
给我接通院长的电话 Get the head of the hospital on the phone.
我们是按照这次会诊制定时间表的 We've arranged our entire schedule around that,
而你现在却告诉我... and then you come and you tell me...
不 你不理解 好吗? 我们等了两个星期... No, you don't understand. Okay? We waited two weeks...
我要跟你们院长谈谈 I would like to talk to the head of the hospital about it.
嘿 Hey.
- 我真是受够了这些人 - 我想回家 - I am so fed up with those people. - I want to go home.
好吧 我们可以做完检查 再回家 好吗? Okay, look, we can do the test, and then go home, okay?
Randall啊 Randall.
总是有这些繁文缛节 规章制度... There's just all this red tape and all this new protocol...
别来冲我推销一样好不好! 拜托! 行吗? 我的病好不了的 Don't try to sell me! Please! Okay? I'm not going to get better.
- 胡扯 - 就是胡扯 我累了 厌倦了 - That's bullshit. - This is bullshit. I'm tired and I'm bored.
你厌倦什么了? What are you bored of?
帕金森不是我生命的全部! 我身患此病 接受现实吧 Parkinson's isn't my life! I have Parkinson's.
为什么我不能过自己的生活 而不是成为这项目的试验品? Why can't I just llve my life instead of becoming this project?
你知道我的前途已经够糟糕了吗? Do you know that what's ahead of me is bad enough?
- 你就不想变... - 不想! - Don't you want to get... - No!
这是你想要的 这些都对你太重要了 You want. This has become way too important to you.
你在说什么呢? 你不想好起来吗? What are you talking about? Don't you want to get better?
很想! 非常想! 但是不可能 好吧? 记住 无法治愈 Yes! Desperately! It's not going to happen. All right? News flash, there's no cure.
很明显 你希望我可以康复 然后你可以爱我 Apparently you need to know that I'll get better in order to Iove me.
真是荒唐 That's insane.
你得来我家收拾你的东西 You need to get your stuff out of my apartment.
到底怎么回事? What the hell?
你正快速迈向成功 Randall 先是进军芝加哥 然后是管理层 You're on the fast track, Randall. Chicago, then management.
下一站 首席执行长官 Next stop, CEO.
如果有个病号拖累你 你是没法成功的 You can't do that with a sick person holding you back.
我想怎么做 就怎么做 I can do anything I want.
我知道 I know.
你是个好人 You're a good man.
事实上 你是个好男人 In fact, you're a wonderful man.
比你想象的要好得多 Much better than you give yourself credit for.
没有人愿意去做一个落跑的人 Nobody wants to be the one who runs away.
- 我没有落跑 - 这不是你能选择的 - I'm not running away. - It's not your choice.
我们回家吧 我们甚至还可以做爱 Let's just go home. We can even make love.
在那之后 你必须离开 And then you have to leave.
这样太愚蠢了 This is so stupid.
别说了 Stop.
我们没有必要这样 We don't have to do this.
拜拜 Good-bye.
嗨 这是M. Murdock家 Hi. You have reached M. Murdock.
如果没人接听 或许是因为我不想跟你说话 If I'm not picking up, it's probabIy because I don't want to taIk to you.
真是可悲 This is actually sad.
你是真想住在垃圾桶里 Are you trying to get it in the actual garbage,
还是住在它附近 惹火它? or just around it, to piss it off?
Stan! 什么事? Stan! What's up?
这他妈事就是 你那个名叫Lisa-Cassie的朋友 不管她到底叫啥 What's fucking up is your friend, Lisa-Cassie, whatever her name is,
今天晚上在某个富人家里 举行睡衣派对 is having a pajama party at some rich guy's house this evening.
睡衣派对? Pajama party?
什么是睡衣派对? What's a pajama party?
是说女孩们穿着睡衣? 赤裸裸的? Is that, like, girls wearing pajamas? Getting naked?
我想你或许可以带去些维他命V 还有一些心情沮丧的男人 I thought maybe you might bring by a little vitamin V, some little men in blue.
Stan 我很想去 但我去不了 我感觉有点... Stan, I'd Iove to. I don't think I can. I'm feeling a littIe...
你说什么呢? What are you doing?
好的 Stan 是我 Jamie Yes, Stan, it's me, Jamie.
我一定会去 待会见 拜拜 I'll totally be there. See you later. Bye.
嘿 你和我要去睡衣派对 Hey, you and I are going to a pajama party.
所以你得准备好 因为我就穿着睡衣 So, you should get ready, 'cause I'm in pajamas.
我改主意了 Jamie I'm having second thoughts, Jamie.
自从四年级后 我就没有参加过睡衣派对 I haven't been to a pajama party since 4th grade.
如果大家开始脱衣服怎么办? What if people start taking their clothes off?
噢 我的天! 我最初根本就不想来 Oh, my God! I didn't want to come here in the first pIace.
是你想来的 You're the one who wanted to come.
别人会看见我一丝不挂吗? Will people have to see me naked?
有人在旁边的时候 我都小便不出来 I can't even pee in front of other peopIe.
你的体型很迷人 You have a beautiful body.
我不知道要跟你说多少次 你的体型很迷人 I don't know how many times I have to tell you, you have a beautiful body.
其实你每次这样说 都让我很苦恼 It's actually very upsetting when you say that.
嗯 看看是谁来了! Well, Iook who's here!
工人阶级风 我喜欢 How working class. Love it.
进来吧 Come in.
我他妈怎么能每天给50位病人对症下药? How the fuck am I supposed to do good medicine on 50 patients a day?
还有巡诊 Plus rounds.
还要天天给家人打电话... 他妈的白痴 And phone calls every day with famlly... fucking idiots,
跟你说"不 你错了" 因为他们在网站上查过了 telling you, "No, you're wrong," because they looked it up on the Internet.
为了帐单 处方药费保险而纠结 I fight over billing, I fight over prescription coverage.
保险公司努力不给你保险费 The insurance companies are dedicated to not paying you.
大律师事务所 就在那守株待兔 And the big law firms, man, they're just waiting.
他们的赌注就是 你会犯下大错 They're just betting you're going to make that one big mistake.
这个职业对我而言 要求太高了 This profession for me, it was a higher calling.
你知道吗? 改善人们的生活 You know? Make people's lives better.
瞧瞧我 And look at me.
原来在这里 老天啊 Here they are, for Christ's sake.
Randall 站起来! 跟我来 Randall, get up from the fIoor! Come with me.
跟我来 来吧! 来吧! Come with me. Come on! Come on!
啊 啊 啊 你没事吧? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you all right?
去吧 孩子 高效多产一些 Go forth, my son. Be fruitful and multiply.
软件产业是非常反复无常 The thing about the software business is it's very, very volatile.
你永远无法预知财政模式的走势 You never know where the financial model's going to go.
每六个月都会有一次变动 It changes every six months.
你也没法知道 这些医院到底想要什么 And you never know what these hospitals are gonna want.
一天 是点对点的联通 One day it's peer-to-peer connectivity,
第二天又对先前存在结构 进行从上而下的整合 then next it's top-down integration with their preexisting infrastructure.
如果你想 可以动手摸摸 You can touch them, if you want.
噢! 哦 Oh! Oh.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 这边来 快到了 - 不 不 不 - This way. You'll see. - No, no, no.
- 我们不该这样做 - 我有个惊喜给你 - I don't think we should do this. - I have a surprise for you.
不 不 不 转过身去 有个惊喜给你 No, no, no. Turn around. I've got a surprise.
这位是我的家宅女友 Khae This is my homegirl, Khae.
哇啊! Whoa!
她是泰国人 She's Thai.
而我对泰国人感兴趣 And I'm Thai-curious.
# 引擎在转 你怎么还不开始? # # Engine turning over won't you start? #
# 这一次我要四分五裂了 # # This one's come to tear me all apart #
他对Jamie感兴趣 She's Jamie-curious.
# 我心依旧 # # Be still my heart #
- 我也是 - 不 不 等等 我不... - So am I. - No, no, wait. I don't...
# 引擎在转 你怎么还不开始? # # Engine turning over won't you start? #
# 这一次我要四分五裂了 # # This one's come to tear me all apart #
# 我心依旧 # # Be stllI my heart #
我跟你提过 我的公司上市了吗? Did I mention that I just took my company public?
真是一件振奋人心的事情 It's a pretty exciting thing
因为你努力了那么久 because you work on something for so long,
当最后有所成果时... and then when it comes, it's...
你可以看见自己努力的成果... You know, you see the fruits bear...
好吧! 我真的百感交集了 Okay! So, I really have mixed feelings about this.
我们喜欢Jamie We llke Jamie.
我们非常喜欢Jamie We llke Jamie very much.
噢 噢 Oh. Oh.
怎么了? What's wrong?
抱歉! 非常抱歉! Sorry! I'm sorry!
- Josh! - 小心点 - Josh! - Be careful.
- 抱歉 Stan - 嘿 辉瑞小伙 - I'm sorry. Stan. - Hey, Pfizie.
Josh! 哎哟! Josh! Ow!
Josh! 噢! Josh! Oh!
等等! 我们只是在聊天! Wait! We were just taIking!
- 嗨 - 嗨 我们得走了 - Hi. - Hi. We got to go.
- 现在吗? - Josh! - Now? - Josh!
- 很高兴认识你 - 我也高兴认识你 - It was a pIeasure to meet you. - Very nice to meet you.
我们保持联系 We'll keep in touch.
感觉就像一个冰棒 It feels like a frozen Popsicle.
狗屁 我不知道会发生这事 Shit. I didn't know that could even happen.
很罕见 但是发生了 It's very rare, but it happens.
- 你觉得 他们会将它切除吗? - 他妈的闭嘴 Josh 开你的车! - Do you think they'll have to amputate? - Shut the fuck up, Josh, and drive!
拙劣的玩笑 Bad joke.
- 操! - 抱歉 我在换挡! - Fuck! - Sorry. I was looking for the shift!
- 真他妈的... - 抱歉 - So fucking... - Sorry.
知道不 不管怎么样 You know, for whatever it's worth,
这是我有生以来 最美好的一夜 this has truly been the best night of my life.
非常好 That's wonderful.
不 我说真的 没有开玩笑 No, seriousIy. I'm not even kidding.
我必须得谢谢你 And I have you to thank for it.
我从来没有想过 在我生命中还会有这样的体验 I mean, I never thought I would have an experience like this ever in my life.
真是不可思议 这就是我为何现在超级开心 And this is the incredible thing. This is why I'm so happy right now.
因为我干了那个女的 噢 老天 我干了那个女的! Because I fucked that girl. Oh, my shit, I fucked that girl!
我自己寻思着 And I'm thinking to myself,
"噢 我的天啊 心里空荡荡的! 我什么感觉都没有!" "Oh, my God, this is empty! I feel absolutely nothing at all!"
- 不错啊 Josh - 是啊 - That's great, Josh. - Yeah.
这些年来 我总是羡慕你可以随意做爱 All those years I was so jeaIous of you for having empty sex,
而现在 我成了这样的一个人 and now I was the one having the empty sex,
在那一刻 我意识到 如果我没有这样经历过 and I realized in that moment that if I hadn't experienced it,
我就永远不知道我有多想要这样了 你知道吗? I wouIdn't have known how much I didn't want it. You know?
现在我可以回家去找Farrah 而且自我感觉良好 And now I can go back home to Farrah and feel really good about myself
有生以来 还是第一次 for the first time in my entire llfe.
这都多亏了你 Jamie And it's all because of you, Jamie.
这一切都多亏了我的大哥 Jamie It's all because of my big brother Jamie,
他坚挺着巨大的阴茎! with the enormous cock that won't go down!
谢谢你 老兄! So thank you, brother!
抱歉! 我的错! Sorry! My bad!
对不起! 我错了! Sorry! My bad!
对了 我买的辉瑞股票 涨了40% Plus, my Pfizer stock's up 40%.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 有什么能帮你的? - 我药物过敏了 - Can I help you? - I'm having a drug reaction.
什么样的过敏? What kind of drug reaction?
哦 哦 Oh. Oh.
你先坐一下 等等帮你检查 Just take a seat and we'll be right with you.
怎么了? What?
芝加哥 Chicago.
我升职了 I got it.
老兄 祝贺你! 太棒了 Dude. Congratulations! That is unbelievable.
Jamie 这是你梦寐以求的 真的太棒了 Jamie, that's everything that you've wanted. That's incredible, man.
我为你骄傲 我一点都不诧异 真的为你骄傲 I'm very proud of you. I'm not surprised, but I am very proud of you.
知道谁会更激动吗 老妈和老爸 You know who's going to be thrilled, is mom and dad.
Jamie Randall成功了 真的太棒了 Jamie Randall makes good. That's incredible, man.
你真该感到自豪 You should be very, very proud of yourself.
嗯 Mmm.
卖红酒牛排的店 If you're going to serve beef bourguignon,
至少要有好点的红酒 you should at least offer a proper Burgundy.
最起码也要差不多的 太垃圾了 Or a Pinot, for Christ's sake.
嗨 Randall Randall.
嗨 Maggie Maggie.
哦 忘了介绍 他是Jeremy Oh, I'm sorry. This is Jeremy.
- 是Justin - Justin! Justin - Justin. - Justin! Justin.
我去取车 I'll go get the car.
好的 Justin That would be great, Justin.
我... 我... I... I was...
我给你打过电话... I tried to call you...
我和别人在一起 I'm with someone.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I can see that.
那么... So...
你好吗? How are you?
很好啊 I'm good.
很好 Good.
说实话 Come on.
我要走了 I gotta go.
Maggie? 等一下 Maggie?
我... It...
能见到你真好 was nice to see you.
你让我很难受 Randall You're killing me, Randall.
- 嘿 到了啊! 准备好庆功了吗? - 嘿 - Hey. There he is! You ready to celebrate? - Hey.
嗨 Maggie! Maggie!
- 嗨 Bruce - 你好吗? - Hi, Bruce. - How are you?
你们要庆祝什么? What are you celebrating?
这个棒小伙儿要去芝加哥了 This young rock star is about to take Chicago by storm.
你升职了? You got Chicago?
祝贺你 见到你很高兴 Bruce 我先走了 Congratulations. It was good to see you, Bruce. I should go.
见到你也很高兴 Maggie Nice to see you, Maggie.
拜拜 Peace.
呃... Uh...
我就知道 我说过吧? 早就告诉你了 我就知道 So, I called it, didn't I call it? What'd I tell you? Say, "I called it."
- 你应该赌一笔 - 我早料到了 - You should've put money on it. - I called it.
你打算住哪? Where you gonna live?
可能住市区吧 离家越远越好 Downtown, maybe. Somewhere far away from my family.
市区? Downtown?
你? 你应该住去北区 有很多女人! You? You want Near North, man. Pussy!
酒吧 迪厅 女人 女人 女人 And bistros, bars, pussy, pussy, pussy.
我干嘛不搬去你那边呢? 做邻居 Why don't I move out near you? The 'burbs.
还能一起喝喝酒 We'll go get a beer every once in a while.
不 你不会这样想的 Nah. You don't want to do that. No.
为什么? Why not?
我加薪了 老兄 加了很多 I got a big raise, buddy. Big raise.
- 开什么玩笑 - 多亏了你! - You're kidding me. - Thanks to you!
那些混蛋 Those bastards.
老兄 我永远不会去芝加哥的 我对他们来说 太有价值了 Buddy, I was never going to get Chicago. I'm too valuable to them in the field.
真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
给我点肯定! 要有我这样的伯乐 Give me some credit! It takes a sophisticated eye
才能发掘你这样的人才 to spot talent in colossal fuck-ups such as yourself.
- 我不明白 - 别幼稚了 - I don't understand. - Don't be so naive.
我其实根本不想去芝加哥 I didn't actually want to go to Chicago.
我要你以为我很想去 I wanted you to think I wanted to go to Chicago,
这样你才会很想去 so you'd want to go to Chicago.
所以你会卖力地干活儿 So you'd work your ass off to get there.
- 哦 Bruce 真难以置信 - 我 - Oh, Bruce, this is unbelievable. - Me,
喜欢四处跑! 喜欢住小破旅馆! I love the road! I love a stinky motel!
喜欢脏乱的后街 喜欢中心大卖场 I love the barren back roads and strip malls of the heartland!
这些才是我喜欢的 That's what I love.
我怎么可能喜欢住在自己家? Why would I want to live in my own house?
还为它开销? That I pay for?
怎么会想看我孩子们打棒球? Why would I want to watch my kids play Little League?
他妈的还要和我妻子同床? Why the fuck would I want to sleep in the same bed as my wife?
他妈的我会想做这些? Why the fuck would I wanna do that?
- 好的... - 好的... - Okay, so... - Okay, so...
- 什么... - 开始了? - What's... - Talk?
- 对 - 好的 - Yeah. - All right.
- 嗨 你好 嗨 我是Maggie Murdock - 你好! - Hi, there. Hi. I'm Maggie Murdock. - Hello!
我准备和这个人大干一场... I'm about to have delicious reprobate sex with...
你叫什么来着? What's your name?
哦 拜托 Oh, come on.
哦 对了 对了 叫Jamie什么的 Oh, right, right. Jamie something.
我们把它录下来 以后他就能想起来 And we're taping it so that he can always remember how totally hot I am.
我曾经有多性感 Was.
孩子们 如果你们正在看 Kids, if you're watching this,
赶快把它放回原处 you put it back in mommy's secret hiding spot right now
否则你们就完蛋了 后果很严重! or you will be sorry. There will be consequences!
还有呢? What else?
呃... Um...
现在我真的 Just how happy I am,
非常非常开心 in this moment, right now.
灯光这样柔柔地照在你脸上 The way the light's hitting that face of yours.
还有窗外吹来阵阵清风 There's this little breeze coming in through the window.
不管以后还有多少 此时此刻的场景 It doesn't matter if I have 10,000 more moments like this, or
或者仅此一次 just this one, because
我的感觉都会是这样的 it's all the same.
对 就像这样 Yeah. Just that.
此时 此刻 Right now, this moment.
我拥有了 I have this.
该死! No. Damn it!
Richard! Richard 喂! Richard! Richard!
她在哪? Where is she?
# 我一直漂泊在路上 # # I've been drifting along in the same stale shoes #
# 内心早已有了方向 # # Loose ends tying the noose in the back of my mind #
快点! 快点 Come on! Come on.
嘿! Hey!
# 去往我心归属的地方 # # To where the puzzles and pagans lay #
Maggie 嘿! Maggie!
嘿! Mag! Hey! Mag!
Jamie你? Jamie?
快停车 Pull over.
不行 我停不了! No, I can't pull over!
就一分钟! 快停车! Just for a second! Pull over!
我有话 I need to talk
对你说 to you.
我不想跟你说话 I don't want to talk to you.
# 一想到你 我精神焕发 # # When I wake up someone will sweep up my lazy bones #
# 我们要共度良宵 # # And we will rise in the cool of the evening #
等等 等等 好的 Wait, wait. Okay.
快开门 好的 Open the door. Okay.
不好意思 Sorry.
- 我离不开你 - 下去吧 - I need you. - Please go away.
为了跟你说句话 我追了这么远 I drove a really long way to say that.
是吗? 我应该很感动吗? What? Am I supposed to be impressed?
我不知道 应该吧 I don't know. Yes.
听着 你能下来 我们聊一下吗? Look, can you just get off the bus so we can talk for a second?
- 就一下 - 我们赶时间 - Just for a second. - We're on a schedule.
就5分钟 求你了 Five minutes. Please.
你们不介意我 占用你们5分钟吧? You guys don't mind if we take five minutes, do you?
他很帅的 He's handsome.
- 就5分钟 - 他是帅 - Five minutes. - He is.
就5分钟 然后我就让你走 Five minutes, then I'll let you go.
我很混蛋 知道吗? I'm full of shit, okay?
是我自己一直故意很混蛋 No, I'm knowingly full of shit.
因为... Because...
我... I have...
我这一生都从来没有 在乎过什么人或事 I have never cared about anybody, or anything, in my entire life.
而且留给大家的印象 就是如此 And the thing is, everybody just kind of accepted that.
"Jamie就是那样!" Like, "That's just Jamie!"
然后你... And then you...
天呐 Jesus.
你 You.
你从不那样看我 You didn't see me that way.
我从没遇到过任何人 I have never known anyone
认为我已经足够好了 who actually believed that I was enough.
直到遇见你 Until I met you.
而你也让我对自己充满信心 And then you made me believe it, too.
所以 不幸的是 So, unfortunately,
我需要你 I need you.
你也需要我 And you need me.
不 我不需要 No, I don't.
- 你需要 - 我不需要 - Yes, you do. - No, I don't.
你需要 Yes, you do.
闭嘴 别说了 Stop it. Stop saying that.
- 你需要有人照顾 - 我不需要 - You need someone to take care of you. - No, I don't.
每个人都需要 Everybody does.
时间久了 我需要你 会比你需要我多 I'm going to need you more than you need me.
- 这不是问题 - 不 这是问题! - That's okay. - No, it's not!
这不公平 It isn't fair.
我终会先你一步离开 I have places to go.
那你就离开 You'll go there.
我会送你离开 I just may have to carry you.
我不能要求你那样做 I can't ask you to do that.
你没有要求我 You didn't.
嘿 Hey,
这样说吧 let's just say in some
在这个世界上 如果有一对和我们很相像的情侣 alternate universe, there's a couple that's just like us, okay?
唯一区别是 她很健康 而他很完美 Only she's healthy and he's perfect.
他们之间除了考虑 度假要花多少钱 And their world is about how much money that they're gonna spend on vacation,
谁今天心情不好 or who's in a bad mood that day,
他们是不是很有钱 因为家里有女佣而感到惭愧 or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady.
我不想做那样的人 I don't want to be those people.
我想我们在一起 I want us.
和你 You.
在一起 This.
我以前常常想 长大后会怎样 I used to worry a lot about who I'd be when I grew up.
我能赚多少钱 或是... You know, like how much money I'd make or...
有一天我成为了大人物 someday I'd become some big deal.
有时候 有心栽花花不开 Sometimes the thing you most want doesn't happen.
而有时候 无心插柳柳成荫 And sometimes the thing you never expect to happen, does.
就像我放弃了去芝加哥 放弃了一切 Like giving up my job in Chicago and everything,
决定留下来 考取医学院 and deciding to stay and apply to med school.
我不知道 I don't know.
你与茫茫人海擦肩 You meet thousands of people,
没有一个能真正触动你心灵 and none of them really touch you.
直到遇见那么一个人 And then you meet one person,
于是你的一生都永远改变了 and your life is changed forever.
# 如果没有遇见你 # # Suppose I never ever saw you #
# 如果我们没有通电话 # # Suppose we never ever called #
# 如果我一直唱着这样的歌 # # Suppose I kept on singing love songs #
# 使我自己陷落 # # Just to break my own fall #
# 使我自己陷落 # # Just to break my fall #
# 使我自己陷落 # # Break my fall break my fall #
# 朋友们都说我会好起来 # # All my friends say that of course it's gonna get better #
# 会好起来 # # gonna get better #
# 好起来 好起来 好起来 好起来 好起来 好起来 好起来! # # better, better, better, better better, better, better! #
# 我从未爱得如此彻底 # # I never love nobody fully #
# 爱得小心翼翼 # # Always one foot on the ground #
# 爱到害怕受伤 # # And by protecting my heart truly #
# 我迷失在这样的声音中 # # I got lost in the sounds #
# 只听得到你的声音 # # I hear in my mind all of these voices #
# 只听得到你的话语 # # I hear in my mind all of these words #
# 只听得到这首歌 # # I hear in my mind all of this music #
# 它使我心碎 使我心碎 # # And it breaks my heart and it breaks my heart #
# 只听得到你的声音 # # I hear in my mind all of these voices #
# 只听得到你的话语 # # I hear in my mind all of these words #
# 只听得到这首歌 # # I hear in my mind all of this music #
# 它使我心碎 使我心碎 # # And it breaks my heart And it breaks my heart #
# 它使我心碎 # # It breaks my heart #
# 当它使我心碎 # # When it breaks my heart #
# 使我心碎 # # Breaks my heart #
# 当它使我心碎 # # When it breaks my heart #